2007-10-26 01:07:38 · 16 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because fat guys manboobs or moobs help hold the tuba up
2007-10-26 01:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by jen 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excuse me .... I was the fat GIRL playing the tuba in the marching/school band, I have a photo that proves it.
2007-10-26 01:14:34 · answer #2 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Imagine skinny guy playing tuba ... ridiculous
2007-10-26 01:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my high school he was tall and skinny.
Don't hate the tuba player.
Everyone can't play the sax.
2007-10-26 01:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because he fills the business end of the tuba with donuts & Ho-Ho's. That's why it sounds so muffled all the time.
2007-10-26 07:24:25 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same reason there's a wee slip of a girl playing the triangle. Now picture the reverse.See? Size matters!
2007-10-26 07:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He fits nice and snugly into the tuba.
2007-10-26 01:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could it be that you need to be rather hefty and strong to carry it. You must also need a huge set of lungs to make music on such an awkward looking piece of machinery. I think "scale" is the answer .. big instrument big person.
2007-10-26 01:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Rooikat 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
because musical instruments are affected by body heat.. it improves or worsens their tone. especially a brass instrument. fat people tend to exude a higher body temperature due to over exertion.
2007-10-26 02:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by drape_sylvan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is always a race to get to the best instruments.
2007-10-26 01:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Twistedfirestarter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋