Yay or Nay...?

Question

It's Thanksgiving Day and the parents and invited some high class people for dinner. Before arrival the parents get into an argument. The dad calls the mom a bittch & the mom calls the dad a basttard. The young son asks his parents what the words mean. He says, "Dad, what's a bittch?" The dad replies, "A lady." Then the son goes & asks the mom what a basttard is. she tells him it's a gentlemen. The mom tells the son tell his dad to start shaving. The son does. He's watching his dad shave & the dad cuts himself & says shitt. The son asks what that means & the dad says it's when you cut your face while shaving. So the boy goes to see his mom and she says fu*ck. He's says, "What's that mean?" She tells him that it's when you burn the turkey. Then the door brings & the kid goes to answer it. He opens the door and says,"Hello bittches and basttards." The people are shocked at him & ask him where his parents were. He says that my mom's fu*cking the turkey & my dad's shitting face."

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Answer 1

That was very interesting!!

Answer 2

Yes

Answer 3

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