the other day my husband and i were hard at it and i was screaming, "F*ck me".... over and over and some other things. we finished our business, very loudly. my child from the other side of the house knocked on the door and asked, "mom, are you ok?" i said "yes, we're just playing an adult game" and he said, "what game?" i replied, "the f*ck me game." he never bothered us again. we were rolling.
2007-10-25 15:56:43 · 16 answers · asked by (!)listen 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
thanks for all the concern... we were "caught", but not walked in on, he asked thru the door about what was going on. then got his answer and left. please reread. our door was locked, thank goodness.
did you read the part, where he was on the OTHER side of the house? quite a trip. he was watching a movie, and that's how we knew he won't bother us. apparently he came to the kitchen to get something and that's when he heard me. i had just finished saying "**** me" he knows that's an adult word. he's not thinking like adults. he's not visualizing the "act", he had already heard the word, i felt that (in the 1 sec i had to make a decision) to just be honest and he's fine. it doesn't have the same impact on him as it would to some child maybe that knows what it means. to him it's just another word. he's very well adjusted and isn't traumatized.
i'm glad there are others who shared their humerous stories.
2007-10-26 05:36:20 · update #1
hope he don't go to school and ask the teacher to play the f*ck me game
2007-10-25 17:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We've been caught doing it, but never by my child...and we ARE loud (I am). We're careful not to do anything too crazy when he's home, and we wait until he's fast asleep before we try anything. We have a beach house and once, while on vacation, we left the door unlocked and the sliding door in the living room completely open (it was a summer day) and after a day of suntanning and "oiling" we started feeling very much in the mood...so we were in the middle of the living room floor doing our thing and our friendly neighbors walked in on us...it's been one of the most embarrassing moments of my whole entire life. Now, we have gotten to know them very well and became good friends; we laugh about the incident, but for the longest time I couldn't look them in the eye.
2007-10-25 16:51:36 · answer #2 · answered by MiaMonique 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is why God invented locks on bedrooms doors! No one should EVER see you in your bedchambers that way!
I also think this question is very rude and disprectful even using the f word in front of you child! Your child bothers you? There are woman who can NEVER have children that would trade places with you in a heart beat.
2007-10-25 16:58:12 · answer #3 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
At least your child didn't see you in the act. When I was 6 years old I caught my parents conceiving my now 19 year old brother. Oh god was I traumatized for the next 21 years.
2007-10-25 16:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha... I in no way watched it on youtube...yet now i'd. definite, the justifications are hilarious... Yeah, I drove 350 miles to fulfill this chick in simple terms to loaf round and pay interest to track... i like it even as they take off taking walks out the door in simple terms to fulfill about a dozen police with their guns drawn... a common "oh-sheet" second...
2016-10-23 00:18:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I would have been that graphic with my kids - but hey that's old biddy me.
Anyway, my last birthday, my hubby gave me my spanking.
Our son knocked on the door and asked what that sound was, we told him we were clapping at a funny joke on TV.
2007-10-25 16:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by rulestheroostwithkindness 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How about the same thing but my daughter calling the cops because she thought I was beating her mom.... Wheeeeeew shame the cops there banging on the bed room door.. Boy were we embarrassed......
2007-10-25 16:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Way to go. I cannot wait. in 18 years your child will either hold me up for my wallet, or take my money at a strip club. You two are wonderful roll models.
Good luck.
2007-10-25 16:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by box of rain 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
My mom caught me masturbating when I was 14. She said "Son, save that till you're married". Well I have a 5 gallon bucketful, and I'm getting married, now what am I supposed to do with it??
A thumbs down? C'mon..that was a little funny...very little.
2007-10-25 16:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Be nice to your child. Poor kid.
Keep it quite and go insane when he/she is not home. Get a baby sitter.
2007-10-25 16:18:47 · answer #10 · answered by LMH 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋