I am trying different approaches... How do you think I should do it this time?
1. death by hamster question
2. raw cat salmonella inquiry
3. balooning chimps with boxes of m-80s
4. a gathering army of MINIONS
5. beaver sandwich revenge
6. Bipolar Opposition Cult
7. sex free of charge posting
8. hairy waffles (Oh, I am NOT kidding..!)
9. meat helmet with eyes
10. butt cancer
Just to show how badass I am, I think I will post this in royalty, pets, and mental health.
2007-10-25 10:09:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Who the feck are you calling "unoffensive" buddy..?
2007-10-25 11:07:23 · update #1
You forgot the most obvious..say something about Diana, Princess of Wales, that does not agree with the females who read the woman's magazines. You will be hit with violation notices so fast you will have a new life in minutes
2007-10-28 23:32:28 · answer #1 · answered by Sandy K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Starting a question with "I am 12" is pretty automatic.
Then just to be sure, ask something like "should I have sex with my boyfriend" or "should I start taking birth control pills" or "do you think I an live on my own".
(the guidelines say that you must be 13 to post and answer here)
2007-10-25 20:52:48 · answer #2 · answered by ????? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know the way to really do is to eat those hairy waffels and what time is the free sex?as after sex i get quite hungry.so save some of those waffels and maybe some of that meat helmet with eyes,
2007-10-25 17:46:07 · answer #3 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi BpBear,judging by these remarks you'll be contemplating
more than just Yahoocide shortly so keep taking the tablets.You know it makes sense.
2007-10-29 11:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
none of those ideas beats going into News and Events and announcing 'I think the McCanns are innocent' I bet within twenty minutes the 'gang' will have descended like vultures and torn you apart.
2007-10-27 11:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just bemoan the insidious power of the bible bashing fundamentalists and refer to them as the American Taliban.
2007-10-27 08:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by Chas Tizer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think if you could focus all that imagination into a career you would be very rich. its like spontaneous, crude, yet unoffensive all at once. genius really.
2007-10-25 17:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by buddy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never never propaganda wicket ways on how to get an early demise out of this world. People think, let him bleed elsewhere.
2007-10-25 17:15:17 · answer #8 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
FYI... I will not be answering anymore butt cancer questions... I don't like ten points being zapped away from me.
You should get a nipple tumor.
2007-10-25 17:14:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Try chocking your favorite pet and beating yourself with it's corpse. No, well how aboot pubic hair pancakes. No, well go **** yourself!!! SUCK IT, SUCK IT DRY YOU B****!!!! THAT'S RIGHT DRINK IT ALL YOU *****HEAD!!!!
You suck, Jack!
2007-10-26 05:13:41 · answer #10 · answered by Chaos of hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋