What would you do and say!?
2007-10-25 07:08:33 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Open a drawer and back hand him into it. 1. Get my favorite cigar smoker to blow smoke into the drawer. 2. Jump up and down on the desk. 3. Set off the fire alarm. 4. Ask him if we're having fun yet? 5. When he tells me no then I get serious.
6. Get my favorite record of an off key singer and play it for him 24/7
2007-10-25 07:18:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mommiedearest 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, now calm down.
I can still meet and kiss my ex, as we understand what silliness led to our divorce, and now are sensible enough to laugh about it.
I did have a girlfreind that went off with someone else while I was overseas, but I went around her house, and said "fair play, Jean" we shall part.
So don't squash the bug on your desk, just let it go on its' way
You will feel better about it.
Bob
2007-10-25 07:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
#1.Get 2 pieces of paper and start blocking each way he tries to go and just tease him a little bit maybe smack him.....not enough to hurt him though because you just want to be mean to him alittle bit before you actually kill him.#2.Put him in a glass jar and set him in the window so the sun would shine on him all day.....take him out everyday and do rule #1.
#3.Take him home and make him set there and watch every guy that walked through that door.#5.Then kill him!
2007-10-25 07:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by spoilt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go get a jar and maybe poke a couple holes in the lid. After that I would stage gladiatorial fights to the death with spiders and other little creatures I find.
2007-10-25 07:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it in a glass jar on my desk. Give him airholes, but prod when bored, shake the jar, tap the glass, when traveling keep him in a sealed container in my handbag and use for amusement on long journeys.
Also whenever I'm around and he falls asleep in the jar, wake him up by shaking it.
2007-10-25 07:11:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd pull off a few of her legs and watch her run in circles.
I'd then follow that up with burning her to a crisp using the sun and a magnifying glass.
2007-10-25 07:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by DiRTy D 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
grab her by the back of her neck and throw her in the air so that she landed back on the desk again, while she is stunned, I'd poke her with a thumbtack until she was awake again and do it again... I could stay entertained all day doing that!
2007-10-25 07:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pluck off his legs, stick him with a push pin a couple times then throw him in a jar with a chili pepper and watch how long it takes him to finally die.
2007-10-25 07:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohh! Time to play Smashy Smashy with Fisty Fisty. lol.
Nah, wouldn't it be more fun to put them in a bottle and shake the hell out of em? Or, close the lid on that bottle real tight with no air holes and watch them sufficate?
2007-10-25 07:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try and be stronger than your abusive ex- and forgive him. Marry a good man and don't carry the pain and abuse him. You need some help. If he was wussy enough to hit you (a woman) than why cant you beat him up?
2007-10-25 07:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋