What would you do and say!?
2007-10-25 07:03:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
*Splat* Oops.
2007-10-25 07:09:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put him in a bug bottle and feed him twice a week, like the fish in the fish tank. Maybe tap on the bottle once in while and see if he moves. Keep him on my desk next to my family pictures, dust the bottle off occasionally. Do you think it'd be OK if I left it there over the weekend?
2007-10-25 14:15:44 · answer #2 · answered by Amy V 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I always wanted to send him a hooker with AIDS, but as a bug, I would just feed him to my pet chickens outside.
2007-10-25 16:14:59 · answer #3 · answered by danelady7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since I've answered this about a million times, I've already done enough to him...I'm tired, I'd ignore him.
2007-10-25 14:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! I'd flick him across the room, nothing to kill him, just a lil reminder!
2007-10-25 14:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by teazzer18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm with Robert on this one- stop fantasizing, ask yourself why you fall for these guys in the first place, and move on.
2007-10-25 14:24:29 · answer #6 · answered by Straightedge 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck him out the window!
2007-10-25 14:10:14 · answer #7 · answered by curiouscanadian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wouldn't kill him, but i would make him suffer. that way he has to live with the pain. i like the perfume and fire answer. very funny. i would definitely toss him into my hot coffee.
2007-10-25 14:19:07 · answer #8 · answered by hh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crush the bug and then throw it in the trash where it belongs....
2007-10-25 14:21:02 · answer #9 · answered by ackwyork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you have asked this before. I make him have a slow painful death for all the s**t he did to me.
2007-10-25 14:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by nicki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would put him in a 1" x 1" x 1" box to live in.....but thats just me....lol......oooo the bug is 2" though.......lol ......oooo well....he still gets the same box 1"x1"x1"........
2007-10-25 14:13:41 · answer #11 · answered by $martA$$.com 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋