Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as
women and then he turns them into Wives !
A man, who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who
surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
2007-10-25 02:46:16 · 14 answers · asked by Fel Fel 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Egypt
You are right Nony I thought I delete that
2007-10-25 02:59:35 · update #1
they are funny
i like them fel fel
2007-10-25 04:00:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yaaaaaaaaaah, eih elsawad dah kolloh ya fel fel?
I ask Allah that you posted this Q just for fun, not believing in it, if the life you're going to establish with a very special one is going to be hell or will turn to be a boxing match, then why should any reasonable one think seriously of marriage?
Marriage can turn to be your heaven in this life, I believe. The key is the right choice along with being sincere to your partner before and after marriage.
The positive part in your question is that it's really funny.
For Farah:
Merciiiiiiiiiiiiii for being so gentle.
2007-10-25 13:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by Green visitor is back :D 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
its the truth !
2007-10-25 10:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Warrior 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Men vs. dogs
1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
2. How Dogs Are Better Than Men
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
Dogs miss you when you're gone.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not play games with you--except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you throw).
Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
You can train a dog.
Dogs are easy to buy for.
You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
Dogs understand what no means.
Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs are color blind.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
2007-10-25 11:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
very nice
@farah ; WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs don't run up outrageous phone bills talking to friends and relatives for hours.
Dogs don't use all the hot water taking hour long showers.
Dogs don't get upset if you forget their birthday.
Dogs don't expect you to remember the name of every one of their friends
Dogs don't care how much sports you watch on TV as long as they can be near you
Dogs aren't afraid of breaking a nail.
Dogs don't take hours to get ready to go to dinner
A dog license is cheaper than a marriage license.
You don't have to put up with your dog's relatives if you don't like them.
Dogs don't need you to explain to everybody the nature of your relationship with them.
Dogs like to live in a smelly place.
Dogs don't care how much you earn.
2007-10-25 19:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nony is right, I wouldnt use God in this , but I liked others! Peace
2007-10-25 11:50:05 · answer #6 · answered by DagNaggit limpuladerfy II 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hi fel fel, this is really funny.
i like it.
what i like best is at the beginning when a man is in a retaurant and thinks that what another man has, he wishes he had ordered that.
this is very true from my observation of married men.
are you married, fel fel ?
2007-10-27 15:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Moonrise 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did read it but marriage is something so great that usually people mis use it or just dont get it , they dont get that it is sharing , caring , understanding , thinking of the other and respecting them.
its a life that u share with someone and its not a game to end anytime u want.
i think marriage is very good lol
2007-10-25 12:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by michael 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
They are funny & I liked them but I had an objection about the one you mentioned God in.
I know that you are kidding but I think we should not put God in our jokes.
2007-10-25 09:54:08 · answer #9 · answered by Nony 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
War against women..
@ Farah
enty el sabab :D
2007-10-25 15:46:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋