If President Bush were job hunting, who would hire him?

Question

Retirement is coming up for President Bush. Let's suppose he is looking for a job for his later years. Could he get a job in financial management, since he is leaving the country in deep debt? In the business world, he hasn't done so well, with several business failures, until his Dad gave him a boost. He can't work in the literary world, because he doesn't seem to know words over two syllables? He can't be a foreign ambassador, because he can't tell one place from another. And there is no real call for a military position, since he has no experience along those lines. Where will President Bush get a job? Who will hire him?

Answer 1

George W. Bush will not need a job after his eight years in the white house. He will have a very healthy retirement income and hopefully will avoid the speach circuit, unless he gets some better speach writers. He has never actually applied for any job, having had life handed to him, as it were, on a silver platter. It makes little difference if anyone would hire him anyway as he has set up the oil business for quite some time.

Answer 2

Great question. Did you form it inside your ***?

I think Bush is a douche bag, but let's look at the facts. He's a Yale grad. He has an extensive knowledge of geography; he knows where the brown people live and he wants to **** with all of them. Misunderestimate is SEVERAL syllables. What business failures? He's made money hand-over-fist with business deals during his presidency. Sending other people to fight and die for you is already a position in the military, so there's no lack of experience there.

But to answer your question: WalMart.

Answer 3

He'll go on the lecture circuit and then slowly realize the only reason people showed up before is because he was their man. He'll probably be lucky to fill half a hall in the future.

Honestly, I don't know. The guy is rich, so he doesn't have to worry. Probably get some cushy job at some military industrial monster.

Peace

Jim

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Answer 4

He will go on the public speaking tour, for around $250,000 for a hour speech, just like Clinton, his dad, Regan, and Carter have. He will write a book and get somewhere between $3 and $5 million for it, just like the last few presidents. He will work for a few lobbying firms and if what Clinton received is an indicator he will make around $5 million a year off of it.

He looks to make about $15 million the first year out of office and then about $10 million a year for the next few years. Then it will drop off to only a few million a year for speeches.
It is just not him, that is any President. Why do you think people spend millions of their own money and hundreds of millions of other peoples money trying to get the job?

Answer 5

Waffle House

Answer 6

Pat Robertson. Focus on the Family. Erik Prince(also a fundamentalist Christian-armageddon and all that), Joe Lieberman(google zionist christians).

Fundamentalist christians and zionist jews are both minorities but they are loud and powerful.

Answer 7

They're always short of bag boys down at the supermarket, I guess he could handle that. Will he show up everyday or want a vacation right off?

Answer 8

I see some of those bag ladies, in my barrio, who would gladly give him a swig out of their brown bag so he would help them reach for those empty bud lite cans way down at the bottom of the maggot-lined dumpsters.

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Answer 9

He could continue his job as a for-the-money whore couldn't he? Gee Buck, what have you done to change the world?What's your doctorate in? Bush is the worst, greedest president in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 10

Daddy's conatcts will set him up with a nice office to hang in for a couple of hours, once a year. Then again, maybe not even them....