As I look upon the lawn
I feel an urge but start to yawn
I know the grass is getting high
But what the hell, it soon will die
My wife said, its cause I am lazy
With all this talk it drives me crazy
So why don’t you go out and shop
And to my chair my feet I’ll plop
And then they’ll be more time for beer
I asked for one, go get it dear
I guess she didn’t think it funny
She called me names, it wasn’t honey
And then I said that it won’t start
But she tore that all apart
Because our mower is so old
It takes no gas, you push it cold
So in the end a compromise
She liked the thought to my surprise
I’ll go out and rent a mower
About once a week, his name is Noah
2007-10-24 23:53:33 · 6 answers · asked by gary_b04901 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Sounds great!! I like your thinking.
My friend owned a lawn mowing business and he called it
" You sit on your arss and I'll cut your grass "
Cool hey
2007-10-25 00:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm with you and Porkchop. I hate today, and you're neighbor's a douchebag. Let's say, you love today. You love spending the day with your family and friends. You want to sit around a big table that's all set with special crap. You're all talking about the kids and grand kids, stuffing your gob, and the guy next door starts mowing his lawn, or leaf blowing, or some other noise that really reminds you of how inconsiderate people are no matter what the ******* holiday!
2016-05-25 18:52:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad as long as you don't have any illusions of becoming a poet laureate any time in the near future.
2007-10-25 03:05:58 · answer #3 · answered by Bartholomew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... nice rhyme sets!
2007-10-24 23:55:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, very good! Keep up the good work.
2007-10-24 23:57:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mom of 2 great boys 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2007-10-25 00:15:22 · answer #6 · answered by Fugitive Peices 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋