Do you fart in bed?

I hope not...i´m a lady....i suppose....

2007-10-25 22:48:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

Too right I sometimes pig out on larger,pickled onions garlic and beans.
So far I have gassed two dogs,four cats (one leapt out the window to escape) and,err- indoors even though she was wearing her usual oxygen mask.
I have had the gas board round because someone reported a gas leak and,our duvet has to be nailed down because we have lost so many out the window.
We do not have any mirrors or anything glass in the bedroom for safety reasons and the kids will not come into the room without a candle,however many times I tell them it could be dangerous.
Err-indoors is actually worse but,we will not go there.

2007-10-24 22:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by mentor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

It's quite a funny subject really. Because no matter how prudish and "oh I simply wouldn't fart in front of someone" kind of attitude, the truth is it is a bodily function. And we all do it ,whether we admit it or not . School teachers look in horror if someone farts, but if they sneeze no problem. So why not just fart!!

2007-10-24 23:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by Forgetmenotshell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

You know? It is funny you and I have the same kind of disgusting questions in mind. I DO fart in bed, sometimes my fart are so stinky that I feel somewhat proud!!! My husband and I have shared some very special ones!!! How bout you?

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2007-10-25 10:22:37 · answer #4 · answered by ♂♥♀ & ♀♥♂ ∞! Love Oh Love ! ♫♥♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yes.

No ones there to witness wish there was lol.

2007-10-25 14:47:37 · answer #5 · answered by ipodfloppy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

well yeah all the time. This way i preserve my fart longer and therefore enjoy long the sensual experience of smelling your brew :)

Only me, myself and I. After all no one likes to smell other people's brand, dont they?

2007-10-24 22:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

yep i do and so does the missus {she cant cough at the same time when shes asleep} sometimes sounds like there a bugle blower hiding under the sheets and we have to use tent pegs to hold the duvet down

2007-10-24 22:44:13 · answer #7 · answered by kevin friend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Yes, do you expect me to get up and run to the bathroom just to fart??

2007-10-24 22:43:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

Yep. My territory. My farts.
My BF is just the same. I nearly put tape down the middle of the bed once because his duvet-hogging, stinkyness was getting on my nerves.

2007-10-24 22:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋

Yes I do cause I am relaxed. And yes my fiance has witnessed it and smelled it too. lol

2007-10-24 22:46:29 · answer #10 · answered by Chipslittlepunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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2016-11-09 10:21:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

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