2007-10-24 17:16:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My parrot fell off his perch and hit his head on the bottom of his cage. Now he can't remember what a cracker is.
He has polynesia.
2007-10-25 02:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
CrappySpousitis
Signs/Symptoms: excessive stress due to having to do everything because your spouse does nothing but play video games or watch movies. Makes one want to go psychotic at times and eat a lot of ice cream and chocolate. Some may begin smoking or drinking with this disease.
The only cures known are the following: Divorce, which comes at a cost of @$2000 for a one time treatment. This 'cure' can still come back to bother you and some of the symptoms above may reappear from time to time and cause excessive amounts of fluid to excrete from one's eyes. The other option is death. For this, an Act of God will help, but more than likely won't happen. If one seeks this option it may cost them prison time.
2007-10-25 08:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Laptotomy; the incurable deadly disease caused by endless hours of laptop usage.
symptoms;
1. Non-stop 12 or more hours of usage of the Lap top.
2. Repeatedly visiting a particular online website e.g; YA
3. Insomnia which can only be overcomed with typing throughout the night with the eyes closed.
4. Finally, the ultimate symptom of progressive addiction;
i) habit then ii) addiction then iii) compulsion then iv) obsession!!
2007-10-25 00:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Rubapatellapatheaditis.
Symptoms
At the onset of this disease a person will rub the knee and pat the head at the same time,if they become disorientated they will reverse the action(known as Rubapateantappatella)
2007-10-25 00:28:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A**kissing disease.
The symptoms are:
1. You get a weird taste in your mouth
2. You have night sweats
3. Insomnia
4. You suck in your every day life
2007-10-25 00:23:21 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Digitexitis- inflammation of thumbs from test messaging.
Symptoms:
- the pads of your thumbs become swollen from pressing letters
- callouses form on thumb tips-for same reason
- you develope a squint from staring at tiny screen
- you have been in at least one car accident because of texting.
- you start to speak in "textese".
2007-10-25 00:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pennyitis
uncontrolable urge to pick up a Penny
obsessed with heads or tails
unusal fondness for wishing wells
sudden ability to flip everytime you see a Penny
2007-10-25 20:09:00 · answer #7 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
anal-cranium disease. Symptoms include Unhealthly high levels of self esteem, indifference towards other people's feelings, and basically just stupid as*hole like behavior.
2007-10-25 00:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lindseyitis
Symptoms- Rapid increasing good looks
many members of the opposite sex suddenly notice you
your circle of friends drastically increases
2007-10-25 00:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
so i went to the dr and told him i had the hiccups now for 57 days then i broke out in purple hives my tongue swelled and my ears shrank. one leg is now two inches shorter and my butt and boobs are triple in size....i have been diagnosed with
hicupitishrinknswellipitis and now i have to have a hicupitishrinknswellipectomy!!!!!
and on top of that my insurance wont cover it!!!!!!
2007-10-25 00:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by Mary D 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋