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what are the symptoms?
what is the treatment?

2007-10-24 16:24:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

I know I do. But, at first I wasn't sure. The symptoms I had were close to those of Anxiety and Gout. But since the doctors couldn't pinpoint any exact cause or diagnosis I was put through several rounds of electroshock therapy. One day, while under 24 hour observation, they noticed that while I was answering K-MAC's questions my heart rate skyrocketed and my eye started twitching uncontrollably. Also I had pain in the general pelvic area...

There is no cure. Though, the electrical shocks I had received during analysis has left me with a case of chronic static, and I'm not longer able to visit my grandfather for fear of stopping his pacemaker.

2007-10-25 01:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Thank you for giving me this opportunity to spread a community health message. K-MAC Fever is a primary disorder of the sexual center of the brain. For the ignorant layperson, this is the area of the brain that controls involuntary responses to K-MAC. K-MAC Fever afflicts approximately 90% of the female population exposed to K-MAC and often presents with tachycardia, anxiety, sweating and an uncontrollable desire to lick whipped cream off the rail-thin, pale and hairy chest of a nerd gangster rap artist.

2016-05-25 17:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

No. I'm more likely to have K-Mart fever than K-Mac fever.
I had Big Mac fever once too, but I'm much better now.

2007-10-24 21:24:42 · answer #3 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 0 0

Nope

2007-10-24 16:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by Steven C 7 · 1 0

the symptoms are different from person to person, but the treatment is sex!

2007-10-25 01:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Arraya 6 · 0 0

No not me ! This site might help those that do have the K-Mac Fever
http://www.sff.net/people/K-Mac/Warbirds/shrine.htm

2007-10-24 17:38:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jay & Gigi 6 · 0 0

Sounds fun...

2007-10-24 16:27:02 · answer #7 · answered by Unknown 4 · 0 0

Never heard of it.

2007-10-24 16:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by That one 7 · 0 0

who?

2007-10-25 01:25:31 · answer #9 · answered by hip-notizin' 3 · 0 0

I don't think so. What is it?

2007-10-24 16:27:04 · answer #10 · answered by Ladybug II 6 · 0 0

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