I know I do. But, at first I wasn't sure. The symptoms I had were close to those of Anxiety and Gout. But since the doctors couldn't pinpoint any exact cause or diagnosis I was put through several rounds of electroshock therapy. One day, while under 24 hour observation, they noticed that while I was answering K-MAC's questions my heart rate skyrocketed and my eye started twitching uncontrollably. Also I had pain in the general pelvic area...
There is no cure. Though, the electrical shocks I had received during analysis has left me with a case of chronic static, and I'm not longer able to visit my grandfather for fear of stopping his pacemaker.
2007-10-25 01:25:51
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answered by Anonymous
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Thank you for giving me this opportunity to spread a community health message. K-MAC Fever is a primary disorder of the sexual center of the brain. For the ignorant layperson, this is the area of the brain that controls involuntary responses to K-MAC. K-MAC Fever afflicts approximately 90% of the female population exposed to K-MAC and often presents with tachycardia, anxiety, sweating and an uncontrollable desire to lick whipped cream off the rail-thin, pale and hairy chest of a nerd gangster rap artist.
2016-05-25 17:11:37
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answered by ? 3
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No. I'm more likely to have K-Mart fever than K-Mac fever.
I had Big Mac fever once too, but I'm much better now.
2007-10-24 21:24:42
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answered by ghouly05 7
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Nope
2007-10-24 16:26:02
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answered by Steven C 7
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the symptoms are different from person to person, but the treatment is sex!
2007-10-25 01:44:49
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answered by Arraya 6
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No not me ! This site might help those that do have the K-Mac Fever
http://www.sff.net/people/K-Mac/Warbirds/shrine.htm
2007-10-24 17:38:55
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answered by Jay & Gigi 6
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Sounds fun...
2007-10-24 16:27:02
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answered by Unknown 4
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Never heard of it.
2007-10-24 16:27:01
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answered by That one 7
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who?
2007-10-25 01:25:31
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answered by hip-notizin' 3
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I don't think so. What is it?
2007-10-24 16:27:04
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answered by Ladybug II 6
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