Are you looking for an argument..
Well make my day...
2007-10-24 16:17:14 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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A man walks into an office.
Man: Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir. Have you been here before?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see, well we'll see who's free at the moment.
Mr. Bakely's free, but he's a little bit concilliatory. No.
Try Mr. Barnhart, room 12.
Man: Thank you.
He enters room 12.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED EVIL PAN OF DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.
Man: Is this the right room for an argument?
Other Man:(pause) I've told you once.
Man: No you haven't!
Other Man: Yes I have.
M: When?
O: Just now.
M: No you didn't!
O: Yes I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I did!
M: You didn't!
O: I'm telling you, I did!
M: You didn't!
O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
O: Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!
(pause)
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
(pause)
M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!
(pause)
M: I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
M: An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a
proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just
the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M: It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!
The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.
O: Thank you, that's it.
M: (stunned) What?
O: That's it. Good morning.
M: But I was just getting interested!
O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.
M: That was never five minutes!!
O: I'm afraid it was.
M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....
O: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.
M: WHAT??
O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five
minutes.
M: But that was never five minutes just now!
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!
O: I told you...
I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!
M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.
O: Thank you.
M: (clears throat) Well...
O: Well WHAT?
M: That was never five minutes just now.
O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Well I just paid!
O: No you didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I DID!!!
O: YOU didn't!
M: I-dbct-fd-tq! I don't want to argue about it!
O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!
M: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH!
Gotcha!
O: No you haven't!
M: Yes I have!
If you're arguing, I must have paid.
O: Not necessarily.
I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
M: I've had enough of this!
O: No you haven't.
(door slam)
2007-10-24 21:27:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am! What have you got? I want you to make my day. I can argue anything with you and probably be right a lot more than you.
You come asking for an arguement, now we'll have one.
You're not as brave as you say you are, are you?
And that horse.. it doesn't even know not to eat laptops and get drunk!
You two are a perfect match!
2007-10-24 16:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Breezey is saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't have the Redhawk, .44 special, However, I do have the Super Blackhawk Silouette Special,.44 Cal...
Make my Day will you?....
2007-10-24 16:47:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm just off to work in a few minutes and I don't want to be aggitated when I have to deal with elderly ladies and gentlemen.
2007-10-24 18:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. If we both agree then there can be no argument .
2007-10-24 16:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Kenny E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ill leave you with my husband!!! He argues with every thing you say!!!! His main argument is that he is always right and you are always wrong!!!!
2007-10-24 16:47:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, am game for it!
Handbags at dawn or a tussle in creamed corn?
Your choice!
2007-10-25 03:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by thistlesnshamrocks 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its too early in the morning
2007-10-24 19:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Baps . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i hate arguments
2007-10-24 16:31:03 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ mimi ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, here's one----------- there is a rumor out about these wildfires in California were started by some firefighters themselves!
2007-10-24 16:23:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋