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But they're so damn happy!!! Do you think George W could help? Do you have any suggestions?

2007-10-24 14:51:45 · 18 answers · asked by sleepy 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

The Munchkins rule! They would win because they have the Glinda on their side, and because they can think by themselves....don't need to be bossed around by the Candy Man.

Besides, I think the Oompa Loompas have some serious adrenal disease (their skin color) and they might not be able to leave the factory, in which case the Munchkins could surround them.....UNLESS Willie lets them use the WonkaVator...then it may be a toss up.

Fun question! Oh, yeah, I bet the President could help. He probably grew up watching those reruns too, so he may have some strategical ideas.

2007-10-24 15:02:09 · answer #1 · answered by 2 Happily Married Americans 5 · 1 0

I think I have seen the Munchkins due battle at Wrestling matches, so my money is on them. They will get those loompahs in headlocks and roll them until they can't move or
get up.
Anyone who can put up with the bad witch like they did will
make quick work out of the oompahs.

2007-10-24 22:05:22 · answer #2 · answered by nemesis 5 · 0 0

Send the Keebler Elves in to crash the chocolate factory while wearing Munchkin costumes and make sure the Oompah Loompahs see it. While they're busy fighting among themselves you go in and bomb the crap out of the Elves and say you thought the tree was a ballistic missile and they are all just extremists.

2007-10-24 22:13:32 · answer #3 · answered by broham85 3 · 0 0

The Oopmah Loompahs would win no question. They've got Willy Freakin' Wonka on their team. Who do the Munchkins have? Seriously.

brandon

2007-10-24 21:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by El BrandO 5 · 4 0

Your question made me laugh :)!

Bush would just ruin everything like he always does, don't involve him with the Oompah Loompahs and the Munchkins! They don't deserve that.

2007-10-24 21:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Duchess of Cookieshire 6 · 0 1

Munchkins would definitely win. They got the Good witches on their side don't they and the three characters that gain some sort of ability or something. They got more magic on their side. Or maybe they should settle for the truce between the two side by sealing it with chocolate.

2007-10-24 21:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Eric 3 · 1 0

The Oompah Loompahs (now I know how to spell it! ^-^)! Bush'll probably bring in soldiers to stop it, so I suggest you don't say anything.

2007-10-24 21:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by J 5 · 0 0

Go munchkins!!! If you wish to start a war just capture a few from both sides and blame it on the opposite side.

2007-10-24 21:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Akiern T 2 · 1 0

Munchkins all the way!! and of course george bush could help, look what he's got america into.

2007-10-24 21:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by J. Lee 2 · 1 0

Use the "false flag" trick. Invite everyone to tea, and have one of your agent-provocateurs smack a Loompah with a yellow brick.

2007-10-24 21:56:55 · answer #10 · answered by open4one 7 · 2 0

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