A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, Chris, he went to the store."
"Well, do you mind if I wait?"
"No, come on in."
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Sara thinks about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are just so beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give you another hundred if I could just see them both together."
Sara say what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
2007-10-24 14:25:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Pls star if you like it. Thx
2007-10-24 14:27:27 · update #1
I like it. I think I've heard it before though... Here is a star!
2007-10-24 14:28:49 · answer #1 · answered by gadfgfrsdfer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL yes funny
2007-10-24 21:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by shanla 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. but ive heard it before.
2007-10-24 21:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Namine♥Roxas! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-24 21:29:48 · answer #4 · answered by flutterby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. You made a funny. :>)
2007-10-24 21:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by devaddraychamp2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup its funny
2007-10-24 21:31:38 · answer #6 · answered by εїз TANYA εїз 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah
2007-10-24 21:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...okee dokee then...heres ur star
2007-10-24 21:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by 1DisneyNut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny...
2007-10-24 21:29:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that was funny! thanks for the laugh! and of course here's a star for you!
2007-10-24 21:37:01 · answer #10 · answered by aDORKable<3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋