2007-10-24 14:15:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Prison
2007-10-24 14:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm .... since the member is restless .... I take that as an indication that the member doesn't know what it wants to do with its life .... maybe its considering being a totem pole or a bonsai tree (in disguise of course).
I think the only focused compassionate thing I can recommend is to set the member free (keep in mind the rest of the body could be exerting some undue influence on the member) for 18-24 months. Perhaps let it go to Europe & South America ....if it comes back to you .. its yours .... if not ...it found true happiness elsewhere.
2007-10-27 23:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
liquid spray starch applied directly to the member
or a whole roll of duct tape applied directly to the member
2007-10-24 14:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by YesIDid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It probably hasn't seen daylight or people for a while, take it out for a nice long wan- sorry, WALK.
2007-10-28 03:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by Fröken Fräken 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've got just the cure.
2007-10-24 14:23:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Zoey ♥ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
damn joey,is it flopping around like a fish outta water again? heres some warm lotion,squeeze some on the palm of your hand,spread it around,grab hold of the pinis and start stroking it babe.....
2007-10-26 09:13:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
look at pictures of Anne Widdicombe all day long
2007-10-24 14:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
ya but it involves a bottle of tequila and an axe... not a pretty sight
2007-10-24 14:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
dude, cut back on the viagra
2007-10-27 20:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing short (pun intended) of a proper 'bobbit-ization'. sorry for the lame answer.
2007-10-24 14:19:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋