Some woo-ing help please...... I'm attracted to a .....?

Question

..... Female Bodybuilder whose bicep are bigger than my thighs ..... what can you recommend so that I can get her attention?

Answer 1

Offer her your body...... to be used as a human barbell while doing bench presses. Explain that it's the latest body-building craze.... (in some remote area of the world that's not easily checked on).... and that results have been so amazing that several big-name celebrities and sports figures are covertly (and at great expence) hiring "personal" human barbells (with matching "personal" trainers, in some cases).

This attention-getting method works to your advantage on several levels.
For example:
1. It requires "immediate" close physical contact.
2. It will appeal to her (obvious) "body-conciousness"
3. It demonstrates your trust in her abilities.
4. It allows you to meet with her daily (for work-out sessions.)
5. It displays your willingness to help her achieve her goals.
6. It shows your interest in her field of endeavor..... and
7. It creates an instant bond (as most body-builders quickly
become quite attached to their favorite work-out equipment.....)

Of course, there are a few drawbacks.
Such as:
1. Ticklish areas on your body may be problematic.
2. It requires that you maintain rigidity for entire work-out sessions.
3. There is the possibility of serious injury (if she drops you)... and
4. As she makes progress, and you become easy to lift:
a. You will have to make efforts to "bulk up"...... or
b. She may have to replace you with a heavier "dumbbell".

Hope this advice is helpful in building a "strong" relationship...
Much luck with your woo-ing! *Woo-Woo*

Answer 2

Sounds like you better get a couple Bow-Flex machines and put in a little OT

Answer 3

A thigh master?

Answer 4

fine. i wont woo u. ill boo u. boooooooooooooo

y would u ever go out wit a girl whose buffer then u? i never would

Answer 5

First,find out if she is gay.Than ask her to help you put together a work out that would work for you. Tell her you think she is a beautiful woman and its obvious she knows what to do and would she please help you.This opens the door wide.

Answer 6

opposites attract so you probably already have what it takes. just be yourself.

female bodybuilders are extremely sensitive people. I think they are more sensitive than other women.

Answer 7

Treat her like a lady, and everything else will fall into place.

Answer 8

Challenge her to an arm wrestle.

Answer 9

sounds like she could lift you up and throw you across a room. show your soft side to her, as well as your tough side.

Answer 10

Tell her you have an investment in anabolic steroids.