No serious answers please.
I learned that the Pope is a rabbit.
Scientologists are waiting for the second coming of L. Ron Hubbard
If you don't fart then you will explode.
Whales come from the moon.
In the future otters will rule us.
2007-10-24 10:24:33 · 20 answers · asked by ????? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
Scientologists recognize Stan as being the second coming of their religion's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, and anoint him as their new spiritual leader.
Ninjas work for the Pope (Who is indeed a rabbit)
Kyle was behind 9/11
Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
the Apostle Peter was the first Easter Bunny and now Easter Bunny is really a secret mens club
evolution says we are all retarded fish squirrels
make love, not warcraft
Satan is actualy a nice guy but a little bit gay
Family Guy is written by manatees
the rainforest kills a large number of people each year and it must be stopped
if you dont fart you will explode
you can launch a whale into space for $200 in Mexico
You should ALWAYS bring a towel.
Wearing an orange parka is a deathwish.
God is some sort of hippo-cat thing. (a bunyip of austroalian mythology)
Christmas is celebrated because Jesus died to save Santa.
When you are away from your house, your cat will have orgys
We need to stop caring about global warming and start worrying about Manbearpig
Most all rich and/or powerful people in the world are actually crab people
Jesse Jackson is the emperor of black people
Satan gives awesome hula-parties.
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
Freezing yourself because you can't wait three weeks for a game system to come out is really, really stupid.
The Queer Eye guys are actually Crab People.
The United States is a nation founded on hypocrisy.
Lice do live in Angelina Jolie's vagina hair
Dolphins live in Igloos
Whales are from the moon and want to dance in their moon palaces once again
Wal-Mart can be killed by smashing the mirror in the back of the store
Elephants and pigs can cross breed
The real reason for donating food/money to starving children is to feed Sally Struthers
Earth is actually a reality show, shown across the universe.
in the future, otters will rule us all
The "Super Best Friends" will save us from cults. The members are Buddha, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Lao Zi, Moses and Muhammad. (figureheads of the other major world religions)
2007-10-26 11:00:43 · answer #1 · answered by Gandalf Parker 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Hankey is real and talking poo do exist.
Don't' mess with Jesus and Santa or else they will shoot your ***.
Mr. Slave is the ultimate whore.
John Edwards is the biggest douche in the Universe.
Satan acts all hardcore but deep inside is a spoiled 16-year-old girl.
Satan is Saddam's *****.
There is a time and place for everything and it's call college.
The right age to have sexual intercourse is at 17.
Never vote for a Douche or Turd.
Never say Biggie Smalls in front of the mirror 3 times.
If you don't eat meat you start to break out Vaginitis.
Al Gore believes in ManBearPig
Ben Affleck is an offspring of butt-face parents.
A Trapper Keeper is dangerous.
Saddam attempt to rule over Canada yet fails.
If you don't eat meat, you will break out with Vaginitis.
Pinkeye will turn humans into zombies.
Barbara Streisand is a monster.
Cartman is not fat just big-boned.
If a group of people loses their jobs, the correct way of saying is 'Dey turk our jurbs'!
2007-10-26 05:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by ranay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
certainly not South Park. As an grownup, i can get excitement from the tutor for it quite is potty mouth humor and the jibes it takes in any respect matters yet a three twelve months previous is not any way close to sufficiently previous to be attentive to the version between what's perfect habit in our society and the trashy attitudes of the South Park characters. At 3 years previous, examining quickly from the Bible could bore any infant. They make youngster's books with Bible thoughts and you will practice your infant morality instructions your self devoid of subjecting them to some thing as horrifically un-workstation as South Park. No t.v. tutor could desire to be another choice to studying the important life instructions. they could desire to be coming from you.
2016-10-07 13:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Wheel Tricycles WILL spin out of control and explode.
Sally Struthers is Jabba The Hut.
Drugs 'r bad, m'kay.
Kenny is immortal. Or a zombie. Not sure which.
To never ask for "spare change".
Mel Gibson is Daffy Duck.
2007-10-24 22:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by The Dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i learned that I can talk to Jesus if i call his show
i learned that training a child is just like training a dog
I'm not the only person that wants to kill Kathy Lee Griffin
even Canadians don't like French Canadians
Jesse Jackson is NOT the president of Black People
i learned what it is when your record goes " Double Mirh"
there is such a thing as elementary school alumni
i'm getting such a raging clue right now, oh its HUGH!
2007-10-24 11:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by mrkeef 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that their is no more Santa Clause only Mr Hankey The Christmas Pooh (hi dee hi)
Hennifer (Jennifer) Lopez likes tacos and burittos
Cartman's favorite song is Come Sail Away
Lemmywinks and Mr. Slave
2007-10-24 22:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by deadhead (Who Dat Nation) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I learned that you can blow up from lighting a fart. Oh yeah and Saddam and the devil are gay lovers.
2007-10-24 10:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by Eric 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) people crap their pants when they die
2) they also crap their pants if they hear the brown noise
3) oprah's vagina and a$shole can talk
4) if you mess with cartman you end up eating your parents
5) elephants can f*ck pigs
6) butters is 'bi-curious'
7) xerxes is a woman
8) john edwards is the biggest douche in the universe
2007-10-27 22:21:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus can beat the devil in the boxing ring
and scientologist are cons
oh my wife loves the song chocolate balls.
2007-10-26 12:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that a jewish kid's best friend is a piece of poo.
that everyone love salty chocolate balls.
and a he/she can get her/himself preg.
and Ben Affleck loves to get hand jobs from little boys.
2007-10-24 10:36:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋