If Jesus were Alive today would he....?

Question

Think that it was right to invade Iraq?
Think that George Bush is a good president?
Think that Rush is right?
Like Sean Hannity?
Think that Bill Oreilly displays good Christian qualities in his personality?
Complain that liberals are too compassionate?
Enjoy having lunch with Michael Weiner savage, and tell him how great a Christian Character he has?
Support the use of torture?

Or whatever else you can think to ask him. WWJD if he were watching the News in America?

It is endlessly fascinating that the party of morals and values can't make simple decisions of a moral nature. I think all this morals and values is a smokescreen for the people who have little. Have you ever noticed that any seminar you attend where the speakers contiunuously talk about integrity, it's always because they have trouble in their profession doing what they do while maintaining integrity.

Answer 1

I know, shame on me for cutting and pasting, but this pretty much says how the headlines MIGHT read. Please, folks, this is in humor. Of course, Jesus would look at all of us in his infinite compassion and say "Forgive them Father, they know not what they do..."

Jesus Facing Multiple Charges

Within days of his Second Coming, Jesus Christ (aka Prince of Peace, Savior, The Lord) is facing charges in a number of jurisdictions across the country.

After addressing a crowd in Washington D.C. with what is quickly becoming known as His now-infamous "Blessed are the Peacemakers" speech, Jesus was arrested for holding a political rally without a permit. A possible charge of treason is also pending, given that The Lord's blatant anti-war statements may constitute a direct threat against the born-again president and his conduct of the war in Iraq.

Later that same day in Orlando, Florida, Jesus was handcuffed by local authorities after feeding a multitude of homeless people who had gathered to hear him speak about being Thy Brother's Keeper. "We still don't know how he pulled off the seven loaves and seven fishes thing, but the law is the law," said the arresting officer, who refused to disclose his identity for fear of losing his immortal soul.

In a related incident, Jesus was again at odds with local authorities in Fresno, California, after attempting to prevent police from destroying makeshift shelters constructed by the homeless. After being read his Miranda rights, the Lord's only comment was, "As you do to the least among you, so you do unto me."

Within minutes of posting bail, Jesus reappeared at an Alabama state judicial building where he was promptly arrested for inciting to riot after making a statement about 'rendering things unto Caesar, and things unto God'. "I knew the kid was a troublemaker the minute he started shooting his mouth off about the separation of church and state," said a man later identified as one Roy Moore, who was outside the building protesting the removal of a granite monument displaying the Ten Commandments from the premises several years ago.

Jesus wound up his cross-country crime spree with an arrest at a mid-western mega-church, when he was unceremoniously ousted after disrupting a Sunday service by suggesting to the congregation that they do unto others as they would have others do unto them. "I was willing to let the whole thing go," said the irate pastor, "but then he started emptying the poor box at the back of the church and handing the money out to the poor. When he started talking about he who is without sin casting the first stone, I had no choice but to call the police." (The name of the pastor is being withheld due to pending litigation involving tax evasion, fraud, and an incident involving a male prostitute.)

While local jurisdictions in various states deal with the pending charges against Christ, Federal authorities are looking into possible ties to terrorist activity. Apparently several phone calls between Jesus and alleged distant relatives in the Middle East have been closely monitored, and further charges may be laid in connection with suspected links to terrorist organizations. "We're pretty sure that His use of phrases like peace be with you, goodwill to all men is some kind of code," said one source, speaking on the condition of anonymity due to the sensitive nature of the subject matter.

In addition, the Department of Homeland Security is looking into the fact that Jesus was able to transport himself from one place to another without setting off red flags at any airports, despite having been placed on the no-fly list. DHS Chief Michael Chertoff has vowed to investigate the matter fully.

Given the MSM coverage of the now ill-fated Second Coming, Christ's lawyers are already concerned about His ability to get a fair trial.

"Rush Limbaugh called him a 'phony Savior' on his radio show last week," said a public defender assigned to one of the Christ cases, "and Catholic League president Bill Donahue has already publicly denied him three times. How is the Son of God supposed to get a fair shake?"

In the midst of the controversy, White House spokesperson Dana Perrino fielded a barrage of questions on the topic during a recent press conference. She firmly stated that the president, in keeping with his long-held policy in such matters, refuses to comment on an ongoing investigation.

Although unconfirmed, several reliable sources have indicated that Jesus wept.

Answer 2

Funny question. Jesus never existed. He was a Roman invention. But to humor you with an answer, I'd have to say that the other half came from Pee Wee Herman. Another person you'd like to see up on a cross.

Answer 3

"My kingdom is no part of this world." "The ruler of this world has been judged and he will be cast out." "the whole world is in the power of the wicked one." "You are not part of the world just as I am no part of the world." defintion of world is the system of things mankind has set up, not the earth. john 12:31,18:36,

"To other cities I must go preach the kingdom for this is why I have been sent forth." these are just some quotes of jesus I could recall by memory not remembering every wher they are, but jesus whole attitude was devoted to preaching about God's kingdom, he wouldn't have any comments about these people, in fact he is God's executioner of this system of things governments, religious and big business (reve 19:11-21)

so rather than praising or condeming these people directly he would be more focused on what will happen to governments, what his kingdom will accomlish and how narrow the road is leading to life and few are the ones finding it.

he would indicate who he considers to be on the narrow road and who isn't. this is based on how well they pattern their life around Jehovah's requirements. (matt 6:9-10)

He condemns wars of all kinds that are not righteous, and only his fathers wars are ever righteous. He absolutly does not use human governments to acheive his fathers purposes.

things like torture, are repungnant to him. by the way if Jesus was here, and he would never be human ever again, he wouldn't waste his time watching tv news.

RRRRR

Answer 4

Remember in the Bible how he cleaned house in that Temple that had been turned into a business? Jesus would do the same thing with those phony Televangelists who offer their Miracle Water and Miracle Cloth on TV. They do nothing but lower the image of Christianity.

Answer 5

well I can't talk for Jesus about how will he thinks...
But I can tell you he is very ALIVE.
Been christian doesn't mean you have to be a Democrat...
Doesn't matter if you do are a Dem Or a Rep.
What matters the most is been the best you can do.
Like you saying about torture or so.
I remember that in the Bible say RESPECT your Gov.
And most when they do the best they can to make sure not more injustice is been done.
THE TRIUMPH OF evil IS FOR GOOD MAN DO NOTHING"
Remember we are humans and like humans we are not perfect.
Christian is a person that preachers their Christianity we their everyday life example...
My father used to a priest and I learn myself that is too many kinds of christian so. I won't judge any one for their actions I am nobody to judge...
Is for God right to judge not me.
I do feel sorry and make me sad for human kind that do bad knowing they are doing bad.
Because knowing the difference from wrong to right....
And go and do bad...
Who do you think they are following a bad choice and for a bad choice is a price...Death for what I know...

Answer 6

OK then, so according to your diatribe if Jesus was around today he would be a Democratic card carrying member of the ACLU and PETA.

From the stories I have read wasn't he more of a caring conservative? Whatever you cannot take the actions of somebody from 2000 years ago and transpose them into the 21st century.

Answer 7

it's not that jesus is dead...I mean yeah he did die but he his still in this world in everyone and everything...and there is no telling what he thinks. I feel that Jesus could really care less about the politics of government or religion...he would not judge someone for their beliefs, success, amount of Christianity, or anything like that. He would leave it to God to judge them when they come to the gates. There is no telling though...maybe this is a question to ask when the time comes to face him...

Answer 8

Jesus loves everyone. He wouldn't judge politicians or people with an agenda like you.

He would forgive you just like he would forgive anyone who let him into his heart.

It's really sad that you would try to use Jesus as a way to make people feel sorry for their political beliefs or to attack a few of the more outspoken pundits as if they even represented all of us in the first place.

I will pray for you.

Answer 9

Even Jesus couldn't like Sean Hannity...

Answer 10

If Jesus was on Earth today, I seriously doubt he would care about politics in the U.S. He would probably be concentrating on areas where there are real issues, such as Africa. The world does not revolve around the U.S., even if Georgie Peorgie tells you it does.

Answer 11

I'm sure he wouldn't approve of 2.4 trillion dollars being spent on war while 47 million people have no healthcare.