Depends on which phone I am answering. If it my cell..I usually go right into a conversation without even a hello in my normal tone.
Work phone....In my best phone sex operator voice I say, Thank you for calling the ****** * Ranch, How may I help you"
2007-10-24 12:27:21
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answered by Anonymous
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As I have caller ID I tend to answer the phone with all kinds of different stuff, last time my hubby rang me from work I answered with 'Madame Olgas house of negotiable affection...', although if I'm in a bad mood or really busy I tend to just say 'Wot!' x
2007-10-24 08:39:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Parts department
2007-10-24 10:05:27
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answered by Anonymous
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On the answering machine i say.If i missed your call ya know it would Break My Heart so don't forget to leave your number! I haven't changed it in a LONG time. Really sounds dumb now!
2007-10-24 08:48:47
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answered by Bailey 6
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hi. Then if i understand them I say hi Honey, or, hi infant woman, or who ever it truly is. My brother's relations says, "it is the Smith relations homestead how would I help you?" it sounds so formal. My stupid daughter says Pizza Hut will this be to stay or to bypass? i guess it really is all on your personality.
2016-10-22 22:52:47
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answered by Anonymous
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I am just old fashioned when I answer a phone as I just say the usual "Hello" to them.
2007-10-24 23:58:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Hello.
2007-10-24 10:08:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Depending on who it is I will say..
Hey you
What up
Hey sexy
Hey hot mama
Hey there darlin'
& if it is one of my kids I will say "What do you want nooowwww???" I make sure I play it out real big & with major disgust LOL!!! :-D They know I am joking with them, but they are usually asking for something :o)
2007-10-24 08:38:53
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answered by ♫brokenangel♫ 6
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If I know who it is, then I say something like "Good day, pizza hut, may I take your order?" (I dont' work there.)
Then the person would join in the joke and start ordering a pizza.
Then I'd tell them, "We don't sell what you want, call Dominoes!"
Click.
(Then if they don't get offended, they'd call back LOLOL.)
2007-10-24 08:37:35
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answered by PreciousBabyGirlHasArrived 3
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PRONTO...that's Italian
I have already answered...City Morgue, you stab 'em and we'll slab 'em... and Harry's Bar, no you're husband is not here!
2007-10-24 08:39:40
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answered by ~ Floridian`` 7
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