For those of you who don't know what the dutch oven is, someone passes gas in bed, then shoves their s/o's head under the covers and holds them there. My husband does it to me almost every night, and I am so sick of it! It's disgusting! I can't get him to quit though! He even does it while I'm sleeping. What can I do to break this nasty tradition?
2007-10-24 07:48:07 · 28 answers · asked by dreamer - VT-AM 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
You guys are making me LMFAO!!!
2007-10-24 09:23:49 · update #1
Oh that's adorable! Be glad he's showing you so much affection!
2007-10-24 07:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Personally, as a guy, we find farts very amusing. I do not know why, but we do. I think it is something genetically put into our brains as little kids. But I used to do the same thing to my girlfriend and she finally got me back bad enough where I would never think of doing it again. She ended up putting raw strips of bacon and sardines under the passenger seat of my car on a nice warm day. her timing was great! It was a weekend so I did not have to worry about getting up for work, so the smell stayed there longer than it would have. After smelling that AND having to clean it up, the Dutch Ovens were over. Now I don't even fart in the same room....
2007-10-24 15:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by superman 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you make a BIG deal about it than he'll keep doing it.. If you just "let it go" pun intended then he'll be more likely to find something else to annoy you... In the future go to bed AFTER him and he can't get you in the Dutch Oven position.. Also, he does this when you are sleeping as well... Sleep in another room w/ a lock on the door and he'll have no one but himself to amuse... Good luck
2007-10-24 15:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by pebblespro 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Semantics. We call it turtle because the first person to stick their head out from under the covers looks like a turtle with a shell on.
The only way to break the cycle is to eat nastier stuff than he does and "fight fire with fire". Try eating your next 12 meals at Taco Bell, and use extra, extra hot sauce. You may die before getting even, but if you live, he won't "f" with you again.
2007-10-24 15:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by Mikey 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol my husband did that to me the night I accepted his proposal cute huh? I just normally keep my arms above the covers that way he cant flip them over my head
2007-10-24 14:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by sarah W 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sleep in a different room. When he asks why, tell him. That should get the message across.
2007-10-24 15:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My husband did this when I was pregnant with our daughter. He thought it was funny until I threw up all over the bed and he had to clean it. Hasn't happened since.
2007-10-24 15:02:30 · answer #7 · answered by Sherry B 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
That's so disgusting. I'd tell him too. I wouldn't let him touch me till it stopped. One time my husband farted while we were having sex. What a turn off.
2007-10-24 15:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of it as covered wagon.
Tell him to grow the hell up. That's not funny. Don't make a big deal of it, and he'll stop eventually.
2007-10-24 14:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Leah 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Fight fire with fire. Literally. Bring a lighter to bed with you and next time he rips one, set his butt on fire. Nothing like third-degree rectal burns for effective negative reinforcement to correct unacceptable behavior.
2007-10-24 15:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Seems to me you could pass gas when he is eating.
2007-10-24 15:02:46 · answer #11 · answered by rjrmpk 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋