Liberals everywhere are becoming Larry Craig fans. All of them admire the dexterity in his right leg, they love the way he gently rubs his hand along the bathroom stall dividers greeting with anticipation the quivering hands of the occupants next door, and they just faint when they hear his his excuses and whining explanations that he isn't really gay.
Seriously, doesn't Craig sound like every other liberal when they get caught in an embarrassing situation?
2007-10-24 07:43:32
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answered by Anonymous
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I think a shoe company should pick him up. "Swisher shoes, when a couple of taps just won't do." Or "Lumber Jack, maker of the Flamer, he can tell you are a man's man just by looking at your shoes." Our great leadership in this country. Sen Craig adds a whole new meaning to politics who talk out of both sides of their mouth.
2016-05-25 12:54:27
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answered by ? 3
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OOOHHHHH, to return to being as young as many of you are.
I remember during the Lyndon Baines Johnson Presidency, one of LBJ's White House ADVISERS was 'caught' in the restroom, in a situation akin to Craig's. Btw LBJ was a very Democrat President. For you Neo-libs bashing GWB about Iraq, have you ever heard of Viet Nam???
How many of you lefty's bash JFK, LBJ, Mc Namara????
Rest assured, during the 1960's, "gay" still meant 'happy, joyous, jubilant', etc. In the days before "Political Correctnes" these types were called Que**s,Fag**s, Homosex***s, EVEN IN THE NEWSPAPERS !!!!!!
Mr. Jennings situation, was 'put to rest' with in a few days after the situation came to light. Jennings left, and the 'story' died.
2007-10-24 08:30:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Have you not read the latest campaign totals. Donations to Hillary '08? Two Campaign Chairmen of top tier Republican's running this year... stung in a public restroom. (Rep. Allan-R FL the other one)
When exactly is the last time you saw a cop anywhere but a 7-11 or donut shop & they do business there... plus a cop at the airport far out of his jurisdiction? Please, Hillary , how George Michael of you? Jealous because Bill bugged Princess Diana??
you get what you pay for!
http://feedlot.blogspot.com/2006/12/bill-clintons-secret-service-bugged.html
Yo' single in Az you keep bashing and ranting... names on your profile?? can u play nice ?alot of newbies on board and well, they got you pegged already :( just fyi today the animals have been restless...
2007-10-24 07:57:42
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answered by Mele Kai 6
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I am not gay, and never have been. I am the victim of a witch hunt... A witch hunt against people that eat a lot of fiber.
Because I eat a lot of fiber, I have to take a wide stance when I take a massive dump. The wide stance increases the power I can bring to bear. And honestly when that turd just won't cooperate, I need every megapascal of pressure that the wide stance affords me.
Apparently, in some perverse circles, taking a wide stance in a public bathroom is somehow indicative of a request for sex. Can you believe that? It's so disgusting!
When I'm really applying the intestinal pressure, I shake and tap my foot. It's absurd that such a completely normal reaction to the stress I'm putting on my body could be misconstrued as requesting sex!
And when I really have to go deep down inside myself to force out a monster turd, I shout phrases like, "I am requesting gay sex!" How my shouting of the phrase, "I am requesting gay sex!" could ever be construed as a request for sex, I'll never know.
2007-10-24 07:45:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Until the hypocrisy wears thin? Or they realize how hypocritical they really are?
The double standard is quite disgusting and very telling yet, not surprising all at once...
I personally think he should have been thrown under the bus and tossed out on his can.
2007-10-24 07:56:13
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answered by Anonymous
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Answer: Demonstrating that liberalism is indeed a demented disorder...Their pedophiles, murderers, land fraud, communist campaign money launders, are promoted to committee chairmanships...Only conservatives do the "right thing"...liberals embrace perversion, conservatives distance themselves from it!
To paraphrase...Mad dogs and liberals, what!
2007-10-24 08:24:43
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answered by trumain 5
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Actually, isn't it the members of his own party who have been the harshest in their attacks?
Romney dropped him like a bad transmission and many other Republicans have been fleeing the S.S. Craig like rats off a sinking ship.
The Democrats are just laughing at the hyprocrisy of it all - can't blame them for that.
2007-10-24 07:42:15
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answered by Whoops, is this your spleeen? 6
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Hell, it was Romney who threw him under the bus then backed up, right?
The easiest way to get Craig off the front page, is to get rid of him.
2007-10-24 07:46:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Until they find someone else to dine on. Boy this is really getting old. I wish the Liberals thought separately instead of all of them thinking one thing at a time.
2007-10-24 07:44:35
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answered by ♥ Mel 7
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