I was at the salad bar at a local restaurant...when I got done loading up my plate I turned to this beautiful woman next to me holding her plate and asked her if she would like me to toss her salad for her...and she smacked me!....what did I do wrong?
2007-10-24 06:17:01 · 25 answers · asked by mrhappy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because you didn't say please...that's why handsome, women like when a guy has manners
Now when are you going to come toss my salad?? hmm?
2007-10-24 06:49:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should have buried your face in her clevage first, that is the proper greeting at a salad bar, unless youre in wisconsin, then its a whole new ballgame. you were slapped because you broke long established salad bar protocols. Be more careful in the future
2007-10-24 13:20:47 · answer #2 · answered by Mark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same thing happened to me. I saw a woman getting ready to sneeze, so I smacked her head against the sneeze guard.
2007-10-24 13:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, dude toss the salad, so funny!
2007-10-24 13:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because you let the cucumber slip out of your salad
2007-10-24 13:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She wasn't in the mood to be tossed.
2007-10-24 13:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by chris w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are obviously Mr Happy Slappy !!!
2007-10-24 13:20:37 · answer #7 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I can't even make a comment, that was just plain funny
2007-10-24 13:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm, you should have offered to slap her rump (steak) instead...I'm not saying that wouldn't have got a slap as well, but it's worth a try...
:-)
2007-10-24 17:34:01 · answer #9 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the Klingon way!!
2007-10-24 13:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Star T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋