I think I must have mislayed her....xx
2007-10-24 04:14:32 · 29 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You had better not be talking about my dog missy or I will kick your as$ from here to North Korea!!!!!!! HANDS OFF!!!!!
WTF is with the hands down people??????Do none of you have a sense of friggin humour???????
2007-10-24 04:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by Chav Princess 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I think you'll find you left her in Royston Vasey with The League of Gentleman.
My wife is called Dave too.
2007-10-24 04:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by Scampi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't seen Dave around anywhere sorry
2007-10-24 05:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave is still in the back of the boot car
2007-10-24 05:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes, I know where your wife is.
She was last seen up Jack's bum and round the corner, over the hill, past the shops, under the bridge and in the bin.
In other words, Scotland.
2007-10-24 04:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Ivor Hugh G.Rection 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss, I think I get this... Dave is your stay at home wife.. but he forgot to stay at home... clean the house.... and tend those kids... wifes are like that sometimes... what are you going to do.... You bring home the bacon and they are not around to fry it up in a pan!!!
2007-10-24 04:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by MARSHA G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That last one sounds a lot like a few of my ex girlfriends when i was drinking, LOL Man i am glad those days are over. I am also glad there are jokes like this so i can laugh at my past instead of crying in it. Excellent again my friend.
2016-04-10 02:25:22 · answer #7 · answered by Gail 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look my name is not DAVE how many times must i tell you
no wonder you keep losing me
please remember my name then i can reply when you call
and no you have not mislaid me
i am still here where you left me
in the lurch
and i said leave me at the church
you going deaf too
2007-10-24 06:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking Dave is hiding from you on purpose.
2007-10-24 04:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Hot Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shes nipped round to her see her friend Kevin. She said her and Kevin were just gonna do some window shopping and get their nails done while you stayed in to watch the football.
She'll be back soon.
2007-10-24 04:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by missBambi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, I don't know where Dave could be. Did you check in the back? Let's check in the back..come on..lets check in the back, Dave is probably in the back. You think?
2007-10-24 04:18:57 · answer #11 · answered by Mullet Master 5000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋