Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.
2007-10-24 03:29:20 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
but I would wanna watch
2007-10-24 03:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, it became impolite. All you do is finally finally end up in spite of became taking place devoid of looking suspicious. Then after the date thank her for coming (shake her hand) and say i'm hoping you come across the guy you're searching for. listening to those words she would be attentive to you do no longer dig her. And your job is finished. All certainty she don't have lied approximately her weight. in case you are able to shop your countenance as we communicate the entire date you're a stable guy. be certain you do no longer make any incorrect physique indicators as properly. do no longer over do something like pulling out chairs or beginning motor vehicle doors. Or brush against her in any respect(go away area). She in all possibility theory you have been impolite because of the fact she became looking forward to a intense dinner and you disappeared spoiling her plans of feasting. yet she somewhat have been given the belief once you disappeared and her thoughts became somewhat harm.
2016-12-30 04:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! I got some better ones though.
I gotta go see a man about a horse.
I gotta go drain the brine off my pickle.
All for the men of course!
2007-10-24 03:57:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Friend,
Just say "Excuse me, but I have to use the restroom!"
You might be pointing to someone who your date actually knows, then the date turns into "ground-hog season" (Extreme chill)!
2007-10-24 03:40:55 · answer #4 · answered by THE Cupid HATER 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an excellent excuse, and will have her wondering just who this "friend" of yours is. Hope she doesn't say "Oh, we've already met and I wasn't impressed."
2007-10-24 03:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as you wash your hands afterwards I think it should work.
Dammit 6 seconds and someone stole my line.
How bout I have to go massage a one eyed monter. He is about to break out of his cage.
2007-10-24 03:32:37 · answer #6 · answered by Hanksgiving 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, you may not use the restroom during the first date...use the empty water bottle.
2007-10-24 03:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HA! totally terrible way, but really funny. maybe it should wait till after they know you, as oppose to a first date. lol
2007-10-24 03:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Kares88 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm though if she is kinky you may chance her just following you to the restroom so i would say Go For It!
2007-10-24 03:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats a great ice breaker she will be shaken hands with your member in no time fella
2007-10-24 03:35:02 · answer #10 · answered by DAMN SILLY BILLY 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
personally, I wouldnt want to shake hands with your buddy so Id most likely just leave while you were doing your business
2007-10-24 03:34:17 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋