Liberals: What are some phrases we will never hear a conservative say?

Question

ie: All citizens have equal rights under the law.

Answer 1

What's in the best interest of the middle class?

Answer 2

"I'm for having transparently HONEST elections and counting EVERY vote."

"I'm for making the SOLE mission of the Dept of Energy that of energy independence, as it was originally intended to be.
It only makes sense to make the CAFE standard at the technological frontier, just like the 100 mpg Toyota Eco Spirit that was demonstrated, and buried??? in 2002"

"Habeas corpus is a SACRED principle of the Constitution"

"A progressive tax structure is fair, as advocated by Warren Buffet and Bill Gates."

"The Dumbya Coup is an UNelected abysmal miserable failure for the vast majority of Americans, but Dumbya's close friends, the 'haves and have mores', are doing just fine. The prime example is the Dictator Dumbya Big Lie Iraqi Crusade."

The list could go on forever...

Answer 3

(1) Bathing daily is a good thing. (2) It is up to YOU to become the best YOU that YOU can be. (3) The smaller the intrusion into your life that the Federal Government imposes, the better your life will be. (4) The Constitution was designed to place LIMITS on the Federal Government. (5) The States should have much more power to regulate the actions of their citizens then the 'one size fits all' federal government. (6) The less government the better. (7) Personal grooming is a good thing. (8) You should work. (9) You should be entitled to keep the fruits of your labor. (10) You should not expect the other citizens of this nation to provide for your existence. Man, I could go on answering this question for a long time. A star for you......

Answer 4

I'm conservative and I believe ALL citizens have equal rights under the law. Most liberals and conservatives believe this.

Making malicious generalizations just shows biased and narrow minded thinking.

But here are some things I would NEVER say:

"You are an idiot because your opinion is different than mine"
"I will vote for that candidate because of their gender or race"
"Why vote? It doesn't matter anyway"

Answer 5

All citizens have equal rights under the law.

Proved you wrong, bozo. But Liberals want to be more than equal and that's not happening.

Answer 6

The Government will take care of me from the cradle to the grave. .. I don't have to save. Social Security will take care of me. Every child is going to have a $5,000 bond toward his education.( Whether he has brains or not)

Answer 7

Gay people's relationships are just as good as mine.
Gay people should be treated fairly by the law and are entitled to be happy.

How can I help?

I believe church and state should be separate.

The truth is that many Christian groups hate freedom as much as Islamic terrorists.

Answer 8

My taxes aren't high enough.

I have this overwhelming urge to support a family of illegal immigrants.

I'm completely deranged because the person I wanted to be President was not elected.

I want someone else to pay my bills.

I can't wait to abort my baby so I can get pregnant again.

Answer 9

"Lets stay in session until we get the budget balanced and work towards creating a surplus again."

Answer 10

"I was wrong. "

"It was our fault"

"We made a mistake"

"Bush is stupid"

"Clinton was a good President"

"FOX News channel isn't fair or balanced."

"We are losing the War in Iraq"

"The War was not necessary"

"Some people have to work harder than others for success"

"Some people deserve more financial aid for college than others because they don't have parents that can help them pay for college"

Answer 11

Lets go to Sin City!!!