Have you science geeks figured out how to get laid yet? Or are you to "busy" trying to crack the atom?????

Answer 1

Isaac Newton never figured it out, but most of the rest manage. Richard Feynman discussed how he learned effective pick-up strategy in his memoir, "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!"

Answer 2

When you're at age 60 and and sitting around reminiscing about all the great "lays" you've experienced, and comparing all your toys such as cell phones, quads, computers, tv's that "geeks" created, which will be best? Wilt Chamberlain claims to have laid 30k women. SO WHAT!!!! When you're 12 yrs old and comparing the length of your willie with others, who wins? Go suck on your beer and look in the mirror at your silly-*** grin and you will know the answer, little grasshopper.

Answer 3

We science geeks have figured out how to get laid.... We have jobs that pay money where we actually show up and don't spend every waking moment worrying about getting laid... If you really need help in that area, I think pizza delivery provides enough funding for about one prostitute a week, depending on number of pizzas and price of prostitute...

Answer 4

They already cracked the atom and I hooked up with your mom a few night ago, I know you heard us. Oh, tell her I said hey and I'm sorry I didn't call.

Answer 5

Sure have, you see, while you were jocking it out on the football field, I graduated and am now a CEO of a large pharmaceutical company.

I earn almost half a million a year, and the ladies flock to me like the proverbial fly on stank.

Good luck with your janitor job.

Answer 6

We already cracked the atoms, hence nuclear weapons.

Also, try "too" vs "to"

Answer 7

what is getting laid mean? I don't smoke crack........

Answer 8

its not frickin rocket surgery, $$$$$$$$$!

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

I'll just clone myself, thanks