Is this true?

Question

Subject: The Year 1947
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>Thought you just might enjoy this little blurb of information!
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>Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
>unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just
>outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has
>long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
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>However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine
>months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F.
>Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne
>Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
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>See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?
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>This information may clear up a lot of things.

Answer 1

Dear Earthling,

No. It is not true. Several of those mentioned were NOT bred at Roswell in 1947 but rather several years earlier in a spot that will remain secret.

Your former President was also not part of the Roswell breeding project. He is in fact one of your humans we found in a barn with a young relative and we paired him with a modified humanoid harpy from the planet Screech.

The only human you have correctly identified as being born within the normal gestation period from the date of the crash is in fact Albert Gore. He has done an outstanding job of directing mankind's attention to itself as the cause of Global Warming because we don't want humans to know that the real cause for the warming was that my civilization is heating your planet by making your Sun hotter so we can move in.

In the future, I suggest you do not follow the research practices of Dan Rather, Media Matters, MoveOn, or Michael Moore. Such practices make one's research seem questionable although it does serve the purposes of my planet to enslave yours.

Sincerely,

Zorax
Imperial Proctor and Grand Wazoo

Answer 2

True that. Not just love stories. It's foolishness to compare any part of life with movies.

Answer 3

Of all the spin on Roswell I have to give you a 10.

Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 4

Incidentally, my eldest sister also was born on that day! She doesn't look like a sheep. She's still beautiful despite her age.

Answer 5

You forgot the the clincher of the story:

The aliens saw the cow and sheep dung on the ground; tasted it; then spa it out.

From this mixture sprouted maggots who would eventually grow up to be George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Tom DeLay, Mark Foley, Ted Haggart, Newt Gingrich and Larry Craig.

Answer 6

Bill Clinton sez Naaaaaah it neeeeeever haaaaappppened.

Answer 7

Thats amazing how people of different ages now would be born in the same year. How does this story explain their different ages

Answer 8

How does this qualify as a political question? It is simply a small scared bully in a school yard picking on calling people names because he knows he has no intelligence or character.

You need to consider weather you love this Nation enough to engage in real political debate or weather you are simply a traitor and coward sowing strife

Answer 9

That explains it. I knew that there had to be a reason they all could not answer a direct question without giving excuses.

Answer 10

So, they are all the kids from that movie with the glowing eyes. I wondered what happened to them.