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I have to go and make toast, then I need to go and do laundry...is your laundry done, cuz I am doing some anyway? Did you know that liquid is better for the environment than powder detergent?...have you seen Al Gores documentary on global warming?....have you had coffee today? I have had three cups, and I like that cream with the hazelnut in it, did you now that the only thing I like hazelnut in is my coffee....hey I have to go to the store, I need to make a list....what is for dinner tonight...hhmmm maybe a roasted chicken, with some mashed potato's and gravy....although I hate peeling potatos, I need a new peeler......


too much coffee in the morning.....I swear I don't do crack....I couldn't handle the sweating.....

2007-10-24 01:25:11 · answer #1 · answered by Austins Mom 6 · 3 0

I wish I could. But you know me. The strong silent type. Listen lots, talk little. Hardly ever say a word. Wooden Indians think I'm too quiet. Nope, you won't catch me blabbering. Not at all. Not ever. Just not much of a talker. Why I can go whole days without saying more than a couple of words.

You know why? It's because I'm humble. Yes sir, I've got humility down pat. You won't find many people more humble than me. It's my best trait, really. Being all self effacing and never grabbing all the....

2007-10-24 04:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Right off the top of my head, here are some honest things to keep in mind:

>> Don't talk to strangers.
>> Something that is too good to be true usually is.
>> Things are not always as they appear.
>> You should treat others, as you would like to be treated.
>> Common sense is ironically not so common.
>> Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>> With education you can learn to work smarter - not harder.
>> Lies always make things worse, even if not right away.
>> A good deed is its own reward.
>> Always choose a beautiful soul over a beautiful face, because outer beauty fades.

Answer-Me-This Originals
>> Ignorance if free, but knowledge is earned.
>> Questioning & Answering is the mind's natural way of learning.

…And I have lots more, but I need to get to some other questions. Cheers! ^_^

2007-10-24 01:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Answer-Me-This 5 · 5 0

This whale died of natural causes and was gently towed to shore where he was ever so delicately rendered to provide you and other smart shoppers like you with a great bargain. In all honesty, this extremely fresh top quality blubber, for one day only, can be had for the low, low price of $5.00 per pound, first come, first served.

Oh, you said blabber. Never mind. I'm so embarassed.

2007-10-24 11:43:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have heartburn, and the only thing left in the bottle is yellow Tums. I hate yellow Tums. I am so tired but can't sleep because of this ridiculous heartburn. I can't believe I am going to be thirty two weeks from today. It's probably why I have heartburn, I'm getting old. I can't believe I let my 7th grader stay home from school today. Long story, I hope I'm not a crappy mom. Rainbows are pretty. I wish Taco Bell served breakfast. I'm hungry.

2007-10-24 01:26:46 · answer #5 · answered by crazymommy3 4 · 2 0

Well I had this conversation yesterday with my sister. I have been very ticked off of late due to the fact that people will not let me finish my sentences or finish a story without interrupting. I have told her and my husband to stop being so rude. It seems they are so self absorbed with their own version or fascinated by their own knowledge they continually try to correct or out do me So I lost it, I snapped, they still insist I use too many words to explain myself, It hurt me very much. They think I should learn to speak differently, I think they are the ones with the problem. Actually they are making me very self conscious and they are messing with my self esteem.
I cried , but they are still doing it today. Most of the time I only get three or four words out, and bam, I have to stop and listen to them.

2007-10-24 01:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 2 0

Honestly -- silly timewasters like Yahoo Answers and StumbleUpon have eaten my soul. I need to remove myself from the vicinity of the computer immediately and get ready for class, which is just going to be a frustrating waste of time because my prof is nuttier than I am but knows much less about Durkheim. I don't even agree with Durkheim on most things but I don't think she does him justice. I should stop bringing up Durkheim in social settings; it makes me sound pretentious. No matter how much I think something like anomie relates to the situation, nobody wants to talk about it, especially not me. Oh, and on a similar note, I've got to stop telling people I relate to Kafka protagonists -- they'll figure it out soon enough on their own.

2007-10-24 01:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by flyin2fall 1 · 2 1

When persons aspire to ascribe meaning and significance to garbled gibberish, they're simply pedantic practitioners of obscurantism...

So who's going to the Superbowl this year?

2007-10-24 12:44:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My fellow Americans, the war in Iraq must continue. We have to fight them there so they don't follow us and blow up our supermarkets here. You have to put food on your family, I know that man and fish can coexist in peace, I want to live in a land where gynecologists are allowed to practice their love with the women.

2007-10-24 11:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

It's getting late, I really should be in bed. I keep saying to myself, one more question only to realise five questions later that I am still up, and still up now, answering an inane question about nothing.

2007-10-24 01:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by Barkditch 4 · 2 0

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