A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “OMG! are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt ???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
2007-10-24 00:14:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol I will have to remember this one.
2007-10-24 00:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Paws 'n' Claws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god really very funny.Imagine if it happens with some one in real life.That was good keep doing this thing.Really makes people laugh.And the best thing is to do is to make people forget there worries.Wonderful!
2007-10-24 09:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! I laughed for like 10 minutes....I think it's hilarious!!
2007-10-24 07:21:29 · answer #3 · answered by (: 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lolz yea it's funny
2007-10-24 07:20:51 · answer #4 · answered by Born2Play 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that is so funny have a *
2007-10-24 07:21:23 · answer #5 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes it is funny.
2007-10-24 07:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heh heh... not too bad
2007-10-24 07:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-10-24 07:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋