2007-10-23 21:15:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Comedian George Burns who lived to 100, once said that "sex at age 90 was like trying to shoot pool with rope"
2007-10-24 23:40:12 · answer #1 · answered by deedubya 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a lot of favorite funny quotes but I couldn't remember its all. But I still can remember these two are:
" Be cool, don't go to school "
" I am cool, I am hot, I am everything You're not "
2007-10-23 21:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by â?}-{annA]-[?? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A chop short of a barbie..
Not the brightest crayon in the box
(seem to be saying them a lot lately..hehehe)
2007-10-24 11:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by PLANET ROGUE-POP: 1 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Man is the only animal that blushes...or needs to."
-Mark Twain.
"The world is still a weird place, in spite of all my efforts to clearly and plainly explain everything."
-Gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher."
-Ambrose Bierce.
2007-10-23 21:19:17 · answer #4 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mrs. Griffin, we don't use the word "insane"; we prefer the term "mentally hilarious"
And usually most of whatever Homer Simpson says
2007-10-23 21:19:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have all the money I'll ever need
as long as I die by 4 pm this afternoon
2007-10-23 21:20:31 · answer #6 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair - Bette Davis
He's so full of manure, if you put him in dirt another one just like him would pop up - Cold Mountain
2007-10-23 21:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a mushroom in life, kept in the dark and fed alot of s***
2007-10-24 00:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by eric g 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Let the problem solves itself.
Today's worries are enough for today.
Something like that..
hmmm, but I do what I can do.
2007-10-23 21:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by - 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can bring a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
2007-10-23 21:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋