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i always get asked why i dont have a boy friend...
i never know how to answer.

what's something witty i can say?

2007-10-23 18:24:47 · 7 answers · asked by Veritesirum 3 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

7 answers

Because I'm not insecure enough to feel that I need a man to exist.

2007-10-23 18:35:03 · answer #1 · answered by prannabe 2 · 1 0

1. I have several, but they are all busy with their other girl friends.
2. Look at me carefully. You would know why!
3. No way. In the library they don't allow boys.
4. My car is meant for only one person - the driver.
5. There is one, but he is currently on a mission to the moon.

2007-10-24 09:09:55 · answer #2 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 1 0

You could flash some feminist credentials and say "Just lucky, I guess." Or you could say "I'm still waiting for the right guy to come along." It really depends upon your temperament.

2007-10-24 01:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by picador 7 · 1 0

Because I'm asexual (no sex drive).

Not witty, but gets them off your back.

2007-10-24 01:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by prescitedentity 2 · 1 0

I have so many that I can't remember their names.

2007-10-24 05:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by curiousN 6 · 1 0

You could say, "What? And waste all this beauty on just one guy?!"

2007-10-24 01:28:04 · answer #6 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 3 0

Look, I'm on probation for date-rape! So, please back off before we BOTH get into trouble.

2007-10-24 02:16:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ethio In Ethio AND PROUD ! 5 · 1 0

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