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i dont have pets but ifi had one it would probably say something like .."feed me or i'll kill you"

2007-10-23 17:31:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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My cat would reveal his secret plot to try to kill me by tripping me in the dark on my way to the kitchen in the mornings.

2007-10-23 18:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0 0

Let's play Poker! Sorry for sh*tting all over the lawn the other day. That would be my dog.

2007-10-24 00:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"Quit trying to have a conversation with me. All I want from you is food and to be let outside. Other than that, I just wanna be left alone."

2007-10-24 00:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by ALL-MAN 5 · 0 0

When are you going to stop buying me this cheap dry food? I want gourmet canned, right now!

2007-10-24 00:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by mysteryperson 5 · 0 0

My pet turtle would say " my tank smells like poo! My owners do not clean it."

2007-10-24 00:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take me to get some p***y!!! I'm tired of trying to hump your leg and you push me away!! I need some!!

2007-10-24 00:34:45 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 0 0

I know what you did last night!!
Now give me food or I'm telling!

2007-10-24 00:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by Factory Girl 4 · 0 0

I'm the Queen and you will obey.

2007-10-24 00:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

bunny- "let me out of my cage"
gecko-" leave me alone"
guinea pigs- "give us food!"

2007-10-24 00:36:27 · answer #9 · answered by Star L 5 · 0 0

haha

2007-10-24 00:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kata 3 · 0 0

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