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I was going to take a Biology test at 8am and i was very sleepy. I didnt have to eat so i knew my that ym stomach would start growling so I sat in the very last row. I hadnt even started my test when my stomach started making weird noises.. they got louder and louder.. i was trying to cough and make other noises but the growling continued. I was about to finish the test when the biggest growl ever happened! everybody turned around and saw my red face.. i immediately turned in the test and left!! I failed the test!!!

2007-10-23 17:24:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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It was just a stomach growl you should have sheepishly blurted out "ANYBODY HAVE SOME BACON?" they would have all understood.

I once farted rather loudly waiting for my dentist. Sadly I was surrounded by women I wanted to get to know more. But they all laughed including the receptionist who was a little ol lady. She called me "bagpipe". I tried to blame it on the Nitrous Oxide.

2007-10-23 17:28:11 · answer #1 · answered by Wesley W 5 · 4 0

I had a terrible virus a couple of weeks ago and I couldn't even get to the bathroom from the bed without doing it in my pants. The hubby had to wash clothes 3 times a day for about 4 days because of it. It was NASTY!

2007-10-24 00:28:59 · answer #2 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 3 0

Well,one day i was in class and someone ELSE farted,it was soooooooo loud and he didnt even look embarrased!he just laughed,he was probably really embarrased on the inside tho

2007-10-24 00:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by mistas_9 2 · 2 0

Your story tops them all!! Thanks for the laugh!!

2007-10-24 00:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 1 0

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