If the Germans and the British went at it, who would win?

Question

Engaged in an act of escalation that might ultimately lead to hostilities.

Answer 1

the Brits, no doubt about it... I have good reasons to believe that, they have the bomb, but they would also torture captured German soldiers with Marmite, warm beer, kidney pie, toad-in-the hole, crumpets, spotted dick, and bubbles and squeak. That would quickly lead to an unconditional German surrender.
Say, Change, how about some sky diving ?

Answer 2

Why waste your time thinking about things like this. Both nations are in the EU and apart of NATO, so it is not likely that war would ever take place. If you would like to discuss history, there are plenty of topics to choose from, heck, you could even discuss the world wars, where Germany and Britain actually did fight against each other.

Answer 3

Historically, Britain.

Answer 4

The French. They'd sell arms, technology and supplies to both sides and watch two nations they've never liked hurt each other.

Kinda like the Japanese and the Cold War.

Answer 5

Assuming the Hun could extract his tongue from the groove long enough to commence hostilities then it would be John Bull's pleasure to use the spike on Jerry's helmet to barbecue his Gerbil.

Answer 6

Went at what? A marbles championship?
You need to reword your question.

Answer 7

Do you mean in bed, I don't know but it would be a hell of an affair.

Answer 8

they both are pretty tough so may be a tie..They all would all be down at the same time .

Answer 9

This is not history. It is idle speculation