2007-10-23 13:41:07 · 18 answers · asked by Steph 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was attending my Child's Gifted Class Presentations (she was in 3rd Grade at the time) ... and her Teacher started introducing herself to the audience (of us parents) ...
When the Teacher told everyone how long she had been teaching .. MY child (of course, being the OLDEST parent (by at least a decade and half myself) exclaimed:
"WOW, YOU'RE ANCIENT!"
As I slid down and covered my face with my hands, blushed in embarassment, the Teacher came back with "Well, SOMEONE's Child HAD to say IT!"
2007-10-23 13:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by sglmom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Over the summer season as quickly as we've been in a public restroom, I took my then 4 twelve months previous daughters in the stall with me, and that i went additionally. What I felt became into loud, my daughter says “Mommy why do you have hair on your bits?” And my different daughter till now i could desire to declare something says “Katie, basically mommys have hair on their bits” i could desire to pay attention the different women persons in there guffawing, and as quickly as we walked out of the stall, nonetheless have been. Smile: That reminds me of myself, and my babies. different than I had my babies as a teenager, yet at 21 (I additionally appear as if i'm 12-14) and that they are 5. My daughter stated some thing approximately having to be a grown as much as do some thing. and that i stated nicely i'm a grown up. And my daughters says no mommy you’re a infant grown up. I’m nonetheless uncertain what which ability.
2016-10-07 12:05:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was about 11or 12 yrs ago. My son (now 24) and i were in Pioneer (now Morrisons) and as were we were going down the aisles he asked did i come. My face went beetroot colour but i burst out laughing as i didn't expect him to come out with something like that. Apparently his school friend had told him to ask me. I didn't tell him off as he didn't know what the word meant. So i told him i'll tell when he's 18. Even to this day we have a good laugh about it.
2007-10-23 13:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My father-in-law often called people who had upset him a d**k head. I was taking him into town on the bus, we waited for the bus in silence, but I could see he was thinking. The bus came we got onto a packed bus, he looked at the driver staring eyes wide open, as I was paying, then in the biggest voice I had ever heard from him he shouted to get every ones attention, look at that man he's a d**k head, I cringed.
2007-10-23 13:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well, i tell you something embarrassing that i said when i was a child. when i was young, i learned that people die. so, i went through a period where my parents would ask me something and i would reply "why? i'm going to die anyways!". i guess, i did this in public a lot and people would give my parents weird looks.
2007-10-23 13:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ Plain Nikki 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in a Greek restaurant with my son when a waitress walked past the table whereupon my young son said "Mommy, why does that lady have a mustache". I was mortified.
2007-10-24 13:23:49 · answer #6 · answered by J.E.B. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My nephew shouted out " Hey ugly in the blue dress there are bins for litter not the floor".
2007-10-23 14:39:22 · answer #7 · answered by ginoguarino 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
all the things that my children said in public were embarrassing
today both are lawyers
2007-10-23 13:46:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My nephew when he saw a bald man asked hm 'Why are your brains hanging out'. Bless little 3 years olds heh ?? xx
2007-10-23 13:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
One time my son told me he wanted some peanuts at walmart and it sounded very much like the male anatomy lol.
2007-10-23 13:44:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋