the funniest one i have ever seen is "work harder!! millions on welfare depend on you!!"
hahaha...
2007-10-23 13:16:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
2. No one pays attention until you mess up.
3. The lottery is a tax on people who suck at math.
4. You! Off my planet!
5. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
6. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
7. Let me tell you about my vow of silence....
8. Keep honking, I'm reloading.
9. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
10. Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
11. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
12. Talk is cheap because the supply still far exceeds the demand.
13. Never judge a book by its movie.
14. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
15. EARTH FIRST! We'll ruin the other planets later.
16. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
17. Hard work has a future pay off. Laziness pays off now.
18. 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
19. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
20. Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
21. Horn broken. Watch your finger.
22. Learn from your parents' mistake - use birth control.
23. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
2007-10-23 13:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Vote Kerry/Edwards! hahaha!
2007-10-23 13:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
The guy that cut me off and was ahead of me at the red light. I was fuming till I read his licence plate. It said..."CUSE ME".
2007-10-23 13:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest one I ever saw has pretty much become my mantra .................. "You can't scare me, I have kidds!!"
Yours is pretty good too !! Loads of people would freak over that one!!
CHEERS
♥
2007-10-23 13:20:19 · answer #4 · answered by Minx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
women persons love exclamation factors!!! (yet they hate periodsx) why clutter? in basic terms shove it up your @$$ drugs lead nowhere yet its the scenic path breast inspection forward (please have em out) i be stricken by CRS (cant remember $hit) in basic terms when you consider which you have one it doesnt propose you gotta be one quityerbitchin what could scooby do? and your cry infant, whiney-@$$ opinion could be? do i techniques in case you smoke? do you techniques if i fart?
2016-10-07 12:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I brake for Frogger.
2007-10-23 13:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Kyle M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just liked this one : Yes this is my truck and no I won't help you move.
2007-10-23 13:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by furious but whatever 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry.
2007-10-23 13:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by dolly 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
;o) The funniest that I've seen said :-
"Insanity is hereditary, you inherit it from your Kids" :o)
Another one goes :-
"God help us, and please hurry !
Take care, God Bless You.
2007-10-24 01:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Soul Doctor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My kid had sex with your Honor Student
2007-10-23 13:25:02 · answer #10 · answered by wii_rock_6 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋