I got some:
The classic: Do you have a map, cause i'm lost in your eyes!
and
GUY: Did it hurt?
GIRL: when?
GUY: when you fell from heaven?
haha just for fun!
2007-10-23 13:07:43 · 11 answers · asked by Fishy!!! 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
grrr...person stole mine..I'll think of another Just give me some time.
If I could control the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
D***, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
More pickup lines- http://www.quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_pick_up_lines/
2007-10-23 13:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Worst pick up lines:
"Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though."
Number 9
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
Number 8
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
Number 7
"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
Number 6
"Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
Number 4
"I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
Number 3
"Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"
Number 2
"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
Number 1
"If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
see link for other lame (and semi-amusing) lines
2007-10-23 13:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by The Corinthian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok nicely....right that's a gaggle of pickup strains and comebacks. guy: the place have you ever been all my lifestyles? lady: Hiding from you. guy: have not I seen you someplace previously? lady: confident, that's why i don't flow there anymore. guy: is this seat empty? lady: confident, and this one would be in case you're taking a seat. guy: your place or mine? lady: the two. You flow to yours, and that i will flow to mine. guy: So, what do you do for a residing? lady: i'm a woman impersonator. guy: hiya infant, what's your sign? lady: do not enter. guy: How do you like your eggs interior the morning? lady: Unfertilized. guy: Your physique is nearly a temple. lady: Sorry, there are not any centers at present guy: i'd flow to the top of the international for you. lady: yet would you reside there? guy: If i'd desire to make certain you bare, i'd die satisfied. lady: If I observed you bare, i'd probable die guffawing. guy: If i'd desire to rearrange the alphabet i'd positioned u and that i at the same time lady: somewhat, i'd positioned f and u at the same time
2016-11-09 07:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got some silly ones and cheesy ones...
--those are luscious legs, what time do they open?
--Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
--Drink this tequila, then call me when you're ready.
--Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
--I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
--All this could yours for one low, low price!
--I'm friendly and slow moving!
--so you like fat guys with no money?
--Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
--Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
--I'd marry your cat just to get in the family
--pardon me, are you in heat?
--want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
2007-10-23 17:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHAHAAAAA 50 stars for MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
that was the best BLOG Iever I ever Heard,
you must had rubbed the letters of your KEY BOARD
2007-10-23 13:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever heard of love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?
2007-10-23 13:15:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You must be jamican
-Cause you ja macin me crazy
you must be real tired because you beeen running through my mind all day.
2007-10-23 13:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by booshcawoodles 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? because I see me in your pants!
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
2007-10-23 13:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me..
2007-10-23 13:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by flutterby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
2007-10-23 13:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Brown eyed girl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋