2007-10-23 12:05:45 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell them you have baaaaaad diarrhea- no one will ask and you'll get off scott free.
2007-10-23 12:11:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all depends how bad u want to roll out of work if u have a gf have her call your work and say it an emergency that you needed at home or your kids are sick.(if u have neither use a good friend to do this) or one of my faves is find the hot-es chili pepper/s u can find(depends on individual)and down them some people sweat others turn a Little red in the face with this done find the boss man/woman and say i don't fell well and boom Ur out of there.
(if u take option 2 make sure u have back-up tums & pepto trust me sugar don't work it only makes it wamer trust me) there are other ways but i can't tell every one my secrets besides any one on this site could be your bosses looking for reasons why any one bails from work.so be carefull how often u use your excuess i hope some one can use this advise( as for my self i played hookie he he )
2007-10-23 19:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by cybershadow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you got the runs, then go to the bathroom and this way they wont be listening for you to throw up if you would say u have the flu
2007-10-23 19:09:01 · answer #3 · answered by SmallSpice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea.
2007-10-23 19:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by Marshal Jed Cooper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say you got pink eye or an infection, those are very contagious and can easily last for 2-3 days. i am think ing that you could say you got serious poison ivy rash, too...and you're too sore to some...Good luck *winks mischevioulsy*
2007-10-23 19:10:15 · answer #5 · answered by Hobbit__song 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it depends on your job.
answering phone calls, or whatever that requires vocal cords- laryngitis.
construction worker- you have a terrible cough and you're afraid if you are drilling something or hammering something you might do something wrong.
doctor- basically anything. flu. pneumonia. cold. ew.
office- pneumonia or a really REALLY bad cold.
2007-10-23 19:09:40 · answer #6 · answered by the new cookie cutter style 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Food posioning
2007-10-23 19:08:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them the stitches from your sex-change operation are having pain flare-ups.
2007-10-23 20:45:58 · answer #8 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leprosy.
2007-10-23 19:08:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ate somewthing at lunch that isnt agreeing with you and you need to get to the doc before they close but then tomorrow they say what did the doc say and you say you didnt make it in time...lol
2007-10-23 19:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by ღOMGღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋