What is the funniest stuff you've seen written on restroom walls?

Answer 1

1.What are you looking up here for, the joke is in your hand!
2. Please don't throw cig butts in the urinal, they clog the drain and are hard to light when soggy!
3.My mother made me a s!ut (and below that)....
Would she make me one, too?
4. I love Pearl! (and below that).......
I F%k'ed Pearl

Answer 2

On a wall in a French Restaurant in Lyon, France:
"La Bouillabaise ici n'est pas bon."
=The Bouillabaise here is not good.

On a wall in Mexico City:
Tu hueles a manchego!
=You smell like manchego (goat cheese)

Answer 3

In a bathroom stall written in the tile grout at my university:

"The Great Groutsby"

"The Grout Wall of China"

"Grout Expectations"

"Alexander the Grout"

and so on and so forth.

Answer 4

For a good time call Regina, on the women's restroom wall.

Answer 5

I went to a Rush concert and on every single stall door; some girl had wrote down her ex's phone number.

Answer 6

I augusta Ga there was a girls name and number written everywhere on payphones girls bathrooms in mens bathrooms it was a 25 mile radius. I wonder was she really that famous?

Answer 7

Stop Vandalism
Nietzche Is Pietzche
Franz Kafka is a Kvetch

Answer 8

Writing on these walls is considered damaging property. You people need to stop this.

Then someone wrote below it and that said why are you doing it then?

Answer 9

here I sit
broken hearted
tried to shat
but ony farted

thought I'd drown
in my pew
then I had
a thought of you

Answer 10

(Someones Name)
I would have signed outside but it was raining!!!

Or above the toilet....Butt goes here....

Or Michael Jackson is my Hero

The list goes on!