trying to violate your porch or lawn Halloween pumpkin?
2007-10-23 11:48:46 · 26 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd casually inform him that candles are fire, and that they burn *****.
2007-10-23 11:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Juniper McClintock 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the town where I live,it is an honored tradition that all the jack o'
lanterns are stolen off everybody's porch and smashed in the middle of main street.The kids are very good about removing any candles or lights before they take the punkin,and they don't mess with anything else.
I think I would be offended if my punkin didn't get swiped.
2007-10-23 18:53:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run and jump on him while holding a biiiig knife with ketchup on it and yelling "heeeere's Johnny" as loud as I can so I'd scare the sh*t out of him lmao
2007-10-23 19:01:00 · answer #3 · answered by X 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give him another squash to pork.
I spent all afternoon carving that pumpkin.
2007-10-23 18:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would just tell him to take the pumpkin because obviously he needed it more than i did. good luck.
2007-10-23 18:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chop him with an Ax and send him with regards to Afghanistan.
2007-10-23 18:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Die_Niedel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
throw a different pumpkin at him. then call my neighbors to show them my handy work, and then i will call the police.
2007-10-23 18:52:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the Po Po! Then I'd chase him, trying to teepee him!
2007-10-23 18:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the police. Eeew.
2007-10-24 10:03:11 · answer #9 · answered by Lady M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would yell at them and tell them to get the freak off my lawn
2007-10-23 18:53:18 · answer #10 · answered by alyssa s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like Chico's idea.. I wonder if he would like to make some money on the net with that idea..
2007-10-23 18:54:52 · answer #11 · answered by NONAME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋