Could be a famous quote also!
Thanks
2007-10-23 09:29:37 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
- Groucho Marx
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon
2007-10-23 11:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by proud walker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life's most beautiful things are not seen with the eyes, but felt with the heart.
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous. (Peter Benchley - Jaws)
Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.(Woody Allen)
Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river
A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Be an optimist -- at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy
2007-10-23 13:25:14 · answer #2 · answered by threepenny53 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When there young they'll make you arms ache when there older they'll make your heart ache.
A man on a galloping horse wouldn't see it (mum would say it if there was something little wrong with what you'd be wearing)
Ah they'd take the eyes and come back for the sockets.
2007-10-23 11:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Life's tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid. -John Wayne (and I do like to copyright that one every now and then)
And there are only 2 things infinite in this world, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former.
Oh and this one is all me, when I forget something I say
"Let's just file that in the pot file."
Please don't report me, it's the truth!
2007-10-23 09:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Ivana Cracker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mum is queen of sayings...
You'll have someone's eye out with that (it could be anything from a cattle prod to a piece of toast)
In the name of the wee man! (Exasperated cry)
You'll get your head and your hands to play with (if she disapproves of something you've done)
You'll just have to keep it til it gets better (when you have got a cold or virus)
2007-10-23 09:35:31 · answer #5 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
On the subject of marriage:
He: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
She: Why buy the pig when all you want is a sausage?
2007-10-23 19:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was born late one night on a sunny morn, pricked by a rose and smelled me a thorn.
2007-10-23 09:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by Rick H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. He who smelt it dealt it
2 Never sh.t on your own doorstep
3 Re.farter's. Better an empty house than a bad tenant
2007-10-23 11:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If someone says something daft: 'Jesus wept' (I use this a lot)
Life sucks, and then you DIE! (Thanks to Vinnie Mac for that)
If someone says 'What are you looking at?', just say 'I don't know, I'm not very good at puzzles.'
'Absorbing' - A sarcastic comment I use when someone talks about something really boring.
2007-10-23 10:30:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
IL have a go but ive gone a bit brain dead at mo...so here goes...
Lifes a ***** then you marry one.
Age before Beauty.
2007-10-24 09:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by LITTLE NUGGET 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋