I put my motion camera on the edge of my desk so that when someone walks by it will take their picture. When they stop to see what is going on I pull out a folder and write some crap inside it for a minute or two, then put the folder in a drawer without speaking to them. As fun as this is, I want to take it to the next level but I need some good ideas, can you help me out?
2007-10-23 09:17:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1. Open up your desk drawer (barely) and speak inside it (as if you're talking to someone) about everyone that walks by.
2. Put mosquito netting around your desk and play a tape of jungle sounds.
3. Do the SNL copy-man thing bothering everyone that goes to the copy machine. "Rich...the Richmeister...makin' copies!"
4. If you have a kitchen, put post-its on everyone's lunch labeling it your own. OR...to go even further...put notes that say "Inspected by...(your name here)" to make them think you've sampled their lunch.
5. Pick an annoying song, play it back to back all day. Preferably, sing along as often as you can.
2007-10-23 09:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by regina falange 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Time to take it to the next level. I took pictures of everyone in the office on the digital camera. I then took and printed them out and put them on the dartboard. When I came home after a day of listening to the annoying co-workers I would throw darts at them drinking a beer. Ahhh so relaxing.
2007-10-23 18:19:45 · answer #2 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Put "Out of Order" signs on all the copiers.
2. Put Post-It notes on people's sack lunches that read, "This kind of food is not allowed."
3. If upper-level executives are prone to posting memorandums on bulletin boards, create phony ones. Things like, "Effective immediately, each employee must count his/her paper clips at the beginning and start of each work day and e-mail me the number of paper clips used that day."
4. When you know that you won't be there much longer, start taking the maximum offered bereavement leave. Make it for some outlandish relative, like your great-great-great-grandmother. When they ask you when she died, tearfully stammer, "1951."
5. If someone really irritating has a private office, you can't go wrong with the old "toothpick broken off in the lock" gag.
6. If you have a pain in the neck executive who has an assigned parking spot [complete with a posted "Reserved for John Smith" sign], put a stern note on their windshield warning them that they will be towed if they continue parking in John's spot.
7. Let folks know you've just adopted a pet that came from an abusive home, and that you'd like to bring the pet to work for "just a couple of days" because you're bonding with it and because it has abandonment issues. A fair number of maternal-minded female colleagues will likely coo, "Oh, what a sweet thing to do! Of course you can bring it in." Then let them know it's a boa constricter.
2007-10-23 11:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by The Snappy Miss Pippi Von Trapp 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely one of my favorite questions I've seen on this site!
I had a co-worker who was beyond annoying bordering on entertaining. She used to harmonize with Barbra Streisand - when Babs would be low, she would sing high. When I asked her to stop, she used this opportunity to prove to me that she was a great singer by singing a capella. We officed together for about 4 years and I was constantly entertained.
She would also tell me when she was tired because she "had to perform" for her husband the night before.
What a hoot!
I can't even begin to come up with ideas for you as my predecessors have given you suggestions beyond clever!
Have fun!
2007-10-23 13:24:44 · answer #4 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute. I would love to do something like that but I don't work in an office. I like the idea about inspecting people's food. I work in a drug store and I annoy my co-workers by asking them brain teasers. They don't know what to say. Good luck.
♥D
2007-10-23 11:32:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats too funny. - Talk loudly on the phone...if your a cube farmer..
check out www.thinkgeek.com (cubical warfare section)
They have some cool office gadgets
2007-10-23 09:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pen tapping incessantly, annoyance coughing, a winking habit, oh oh oh ,,,,,,,, the Elvis impersonation w/lip twitch, swivel hips, and a single curl to the forehead !! ROFLMAO !!
2007-10-23 09:38:25 · answer #7 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great! :)
I don't really have any ideas for you, maybe you could ask my coworkers they are pretty annoying and it comes naturally to them.
2007-10-23 09:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just be yourself, you are already annoying me or better yet just clang your cowbell
2007-10-23 10:13:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jazzy Lady 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a tazer gun (I am sure you'll figure something out)
2007-10-23 10:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋