What if Heaven really is like how this guy put it? Wouldn't going there really suck then?

Question

Please read the article before replying, thank you,
http://www.nobeliefs.com/heaven.htm

Answer 1

LOL! No wonder god had to put down a rebellion. Maybe Lucifer was just a freedom fighter fighting to liberate the souls of heaven from an authoritative dictator. After he lost, himself and the co-conspirators were exiled, and ever since then god and his agents have been waging a very successful propaganda war to paint the rebels as pure evil.

Gosh, that would sound pretty blasphemous if I were a believer. Fortunately I'm an atheist, so all this talk of gods and devils is simply mythology to me.