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Newlywed's Night Out?
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan , India , etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lollypop...but at the bar.. you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy
face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."
"You want dirty words, D*ickhead? Drink your fu-king beer in your damn frozen mug and eat your mother-fu-king snacks, because you are married now, and you aren't going anywhere! Got that, a$$hole?"
2007-10-23 06:32:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
god damn have you been listening to my sister and new husband?
its like you sat at their house and took notes LOL
dont tell her I said that!!
keep 'em coming Jay
Flic x x
2007-10-24 01:31:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny as he!! but it's not really a joke. Where's the dang punchline? LMAO
2007-10-24 02:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now the world knows why I'm single...
2007-10-23 06:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont even think that that is even a joke
2007-10-23 06:38:45 · answer #4 · answered by Noodles [{Trashy but Classy}] 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats pretty d*** funny
2007-10-23 06:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that aint even a joke!!!
2007-10-23 06:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by tator-tot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋