Gee I try not to but it slips out due to my moronity ... once I went out to dinner with a friend and she was complaining she couldn't find a parking space because it was Thursday, payday and everyone was out spending their pay cheque ... She said "What is it, as soon as you have money you have to spend it?"
In a "zombie" voice, I chanted, "Must ... spend ... money".
As there was no response to this, I continued (louder), "Must ... eat .... brains".
Still no response. So I leaned over and pretended to gnaw on her brain by chewing the side of her head.
I never really heard from her after that. I think she's one of those humorless types with a stick up their butt.
2007-10-23 11:17:23
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answered by Anonymous
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If I were to portray myself as a multi-purpose cleaner in the REAL world, yes, I could count on MORE than raised eyebrows and insults. Lord knows, I'm taking enough flak here in THIS fanatasy land, but *I* still consider it great fun to do so. I can even remove grease stains from Yak Hair Sandwiches!
2007-10-23 06:17:28
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answered by Anonymous
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in line with probability you probably did purely have an odd out-of-physique adventure. in spite of everything they're very uncommon and the case you describe seems to be very odd, certainly. i've got had an odd out-of-physique adventure myself wherein I fell down a flight of stairs, yet I awakened before I reached the backside. besides, I comprehend what you propose and in line with probability somebody ought to do a splash diagnosis in this form of factor. All i'm able to assert is this occurred at the same time as you have been wakeful? unusual stuff. in line with probability you have been 0.5-asleep throughout that 2nd. Do you get nicely-known quantities of sleep? in line with probability it relatively is the concern by way of fact i grew to become into listening to some chanting as quickly as as quickly as I hadn't slept for form of fifty two hours. in line with probability your physique grew to become into purely wiped out and your strategies purely did no longer % the sight of you interior the mirror.
2016-10-07 11:28:59
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answered by Erika 4
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I am like me on here, I don't differ and yeah, I get a lot of strange looks all around.
2007-10-23 06:10:46
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answered by Yummy♥Mummy 6
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Here, or in real life, doesn't matter. I'm sure I get strange virtual looks from people reading my answers.
2007-10-23 06:17:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Not really. People in the real world think I'm a freak too!
2007-10-23 06:14:30
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answered by Heyitsme 7
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Not that many strange looks cos they're already on the floor laugh...usually to the point where breathing gets hard and they're crying...
Apparently its endearing
2007-10-23 06:16:01
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answered by Anonymous
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I quote some of the things from here sometimes but they never seem to get it. Oh Well.
My husband says the same thing that Susan D's husband does: "How are your cyber friends doing today.... ?" ; )
2007-10-23 06:16:07
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answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7
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All the time ...
I get strange looks, strange glances, strange people calling the cops, strange objects thrown at my head ...
2007-10-23 14:49:51
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answered by Ajsansker 7
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Just the otherday I told a pregnant girl if she laid down face first in the snow her boobies & belly would make a nice Mickey Mouse head.
2007-10-23 06:17:57
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answered by Anonymous
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