@@ A member of YA has asked you to write a LETTER OF RECCOMENDATION FOR A JOB. You are an honest person, so?

Question

THIS is what you write!! You need to include 6 of these phrases. HAVE FUN!
As you know by now....This is NOT homework.

1. ________ is a capable person who will be a great _______ to your company.
2. On the downside, he/she is a bit ___________.
3. He/she has a tendency to ________ at the ______ times.
4. In times of trouble, he/she will __________.
5. As long as you do not mention ________, he/she will be just fine.
6. In regards to _______, be very careful to keep all _______
out of sight, so as not to be a temptation.
7. I see his/her main contribution to your firm as__________.
8. In all honesty, he/she DOES possess a _______ sense of humor.
9. Remember that article in the paper last year about ______?
Well.......That was due to the ______ of this person.
10. Word to the wise: _____________________

█ OOPS!! I meant, " recommendation ."

█ CLOSING THURSDAY NIGHT, 10/25,10PM, EST ◄

Answer 1

Sunshine Matt Baby is a capable person who will be a great surprise to your company. I see her main contribution to your firm as a test preparation specialist and writer. Remember that article in the paper last year about the Long Branch Saloon? Well, that was due to the undercover work of Sunshine Matt Baby.

On the downside, she is a bit obsessed with Matt Dillon. In times of trouble, she will call Matt, but she has a tendency to call him at the worst times.

A word to the wise: Don't ask her about her relationship with Ms. Kitty. As long as you do not mention Ms. Kitty, she will be fine, but, in regards to weapons, be very careful to keep all weapons out of sight so as not to be a temptation.

Answer 2

1. ___Sunshine_____ is a capable person who will be a great __asset_____ to your company.
2. On the downside, he/she is a bit _obsessed with Marshal Matt Dillon__________.
3. He/she has a tendency to __write stories______ at the __strangest____ times.
4. In times of trouble, he/she will _fantasize about Marshal Dillon_________.
5. As long as you do not mention _Miss Kitty_______, he/she will be just fine.
6. In regards to __productivity_____, be very careful to keep all _GUNSMOKE DVDs______
out of sight, so as not to be a temptation.
7. I see his/her main contribution to your firm as__a hard worker with great ethics________.
8. In all honesty, he/she DOES possess a ___fantastic____ sense of humor.
9. Remember that article in the paper last year about _James Arness__doing a Playgirl centerfold___?
Well.......That was due to the _passion_____ of this person.
10. Word to the wise: __Sunshine will make your organization a better place.___________________

Answer 3

I just looked for a funny YA name - but it is real.

To Whom it May Concern:

Zippoman is a capable person who will be a great illuminator to your company. On the downside, he is a bit flashy. He has a tendency to flare up and the darkest times. As long as you don't mention lighter fluid, he will be just fine. In regards to flammable agents, be very careful to keep all tobacco products locked up and out of sight, so as not to be a temptation. I see his main contribution to your firm as a person who is a real self-starter. In all honesty, he does possess an incendiary sense of humor. Remember that article in the paper last year about pyromaniacs? Well....that was due to the fiery contributions of this person. A word to the wise: keep your extinguishers up to date and your fire pull stations in good working order.

Best Regards,
R.J. Reynolds

Also affectionately known as
Mr. Puff and Cough

Answer 4

I write with regards to Sunshine MattBaby who is seeking for employment in your establishment.
Sunshine is a capable person who will be a great asset to your company.
On the downside, she is a bit not so trendy and appears to have lost touch with the latest fashion dictates. But that will not impact negatively on her productivity.
In times of trouble, she will come in handy as she is an excellent marksman(woman?) and has been known to fire off some loose rounds when boxed in a tight corner. Please do not box her in a corner.
As long as you do not mention working late, she will be just fine.
Remember that article in the paper last year about an office building set on fire?
Well.......That was due to the anger of this person. She will rather set the office on fire than work outside acceptable and recognised labour laws.
In all honesty, she DOES possess a high sense of humor. She may laugh last (maybe a week after the joke) but she who laughs last laughs best.
I have no hesitation, whatsoever, therefore in recommending her to you, having relieved her of her duties here.

Answer 5

Before I start, a little note
Hoosier Daddy I know by rote
He is my husby in real life you see
And I value him quite deeply and dearly!
So this is a letter just for fun
'Cause I doubt they'd accept it from his one and only one! (:


Dear Sir or Madam:

Hoosier Daddy is a capable person who will be a great addition and asset to your company. I see his main contribution to your firm as being a reliable, hard-working, knowledgeable professional whether part of a team or working solo. Remember that article in the paper last year about the professor asked to speak in China about the latest Alzheimer's research? Well.......That was due to the technical writing talent and persistent effort of this person.

On the downside, he is a bit distracted at times. He has a tendency to daydream and forget deadlines at the most inconvenient times. In times of trouble, he will be your right-hand man though, since he works double-hard and long to fix mistakes.

As long as you do not mention religion or politics, he will be just fine. He has a tendency to be long-winded and/or brutally honest, whether he agrees with your views or not, at the most interesting times when debating these subjects.

In regards to computers, be very careful to keep all non-work-related material off limits and out of sight, so as not to be a temptation. He has a wide range of interests and as I said, can get distracted, so...word to the wise: don't allow him to use Yahoo! Answers even on break. In all honesty, he DOES possess a witty but cutting and sometimes deadpan sense of humor about himself as well as in general. If he didn't, I wouldn't be able to write this letter to you with complete honesty. You would be remiss in not hiring Hoosier Daddy to complement your excellent team already in place.

Sincerely,
JustMe

Answer 6

I would not do it. It is against community guidelines to do it, so I would report that person. Some people would answer your request because they would say that rules were made to be broken, but I say rules were made to be kept. That's what rules are for.

Oh, by the way, I did report you.

Answer 7

Oh! I want too really bad. Please give me a little time! :)
i may need until tomorrow if that's alright.