2008 Democratic National Convention Agenda
JUST RELEASED:
7:00 pm Opening flag burning
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
10:00 pm "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the
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2007-10-23 02:20:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home
2007-10-23 02:20:39 · update #1
I found this funny, so laugh. Don't you find this funny but true at the same time?
2007-10-23 02:21:12 · update #2
Darth have a little fun. You can't always be that serious.
2007-10-23 02:25:18 · update #3
Dems if you are so offended, why don't you put together a Republican national committee agenda. I am sure there is some humor out there.
You guys are way too serious this morning.
2007-10-23 02:37:39 · update #4
i do!! it's comical.. but I'm pretty sure Kennedy usually proposes atleast 2 more toasts!
2007-10-23 02:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by nothing 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Bush Junta's day.......spy on Americans and ignore all the American GI's killed and maimed. Act confused. Be confused. Try hard not to do anything that may have a positive effect on the American wage-earner. Kiss the anatomy of the trans-national corporations, the Oil Mafia and the Jesus freak right. Borrow another 100 billion from Red China. Repeat!
2007-10-23 09:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by Noah H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its an old tired lie
seen it in 1996--2000-2004-2007
still won't make it true
Just because your party has been severly wounded by your blind allegence to a moron, doesn't make everyone outside YOUR party stupid enough to believe any of that dribble.
You, Rush, hannity and a couple thousand more haters of real freedom may see it that way, the MAJORITY OF AMERICANS are sick of this President, The GOP, the Moral Majority and these idiot hate filled pundants.
In November you will see a mass exodus from the hateful"right wing" and a new beginning for REAL FREEDOM and sanity !!
2007-10-23 09:28:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure it has some humor to it. Not much in the way of truth (except for Ted) though.
No Fan of most of the Dems at the moment either.
2007-10-23 09:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by afreshpath_admin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dear father emailed this to me about a year ago. Get with the times. You need to stay up do date on your Democrat bashing.
2007-10-23 09:25:13 · answer #5 · answered by Big Paesano 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you are whistling and cracking weak jokes (in a quavering voice) as you pass the graveyard.
Whistle and joke as much as you like, reality will bite you soon enough.
Go Dems!
2007-10-23 09:30:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sure Hillary's day is the sun won't be much different.
Having Ted drive her home would be priceless
2007-10-23 09:34:38 · answer #7 · answered by Johnny 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I find it semi funny except I think Cindy Sheehan shouldn't be in this - but she brought it on herself in a way
2007-10-23 09:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Spartacus 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ARE YOU CIA?
DEM AND REPUB: FASCISTS WORKING FOR THE GLOBAL ELITES DOMINATING OVER A DEBTER NATION OF SLAVES.
YOU: IN DEBT TIL YOU DIE.
GROWING GOVERNMENT AND LOVING IT.
THINKING YOU ARE ON "THE GOOD SIDE",
GUESS WHAT BUDDY, YOU ARE THE SAME SLAVE IN THE EYES OF THESE ELITES AS THE IMPOVERISHED ASIANS.
2007-10-23 09:25:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? No time allocated for Ingrid Newjerk and the peta kids?
2007-10-23 09:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by DOIN' RIGHT AINT GOT NO END 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋