2007-10-22 18:58:45 · 11 answers · asked by Alice in Wonderbra 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't touch my pantyhose!!
2007-10-22 20:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must love to give and recieve oral sex.
Must not force anal sex.
Must be kind one week before period.
I must notify man of this week.
Must learn to have messy outdoor sex. as in mud and in shower during time of month.
Must hug at least once per day.
Must eat my cooking and if disgusted pay for my cullinary classes.
Must loosen up
Each of us get a get out of jail free card for one major screw up.
I will pre-empt all holidays and birthdays with what present I will expect give you the number, magazine/brochure of where to get it and maybe even the cash to get it, but you have to get it ...
Must learn the art of romance, even if you can only stand poetry for one hour, you must learn words of love. I will in turn scream out words of passion...make love to me and I will beg you to....well...do the d*mn thing!!!
I also want a thermometer, gatorade and a good book when feeling sick.
2007-10-22 22:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I might think to add the sex rule - if we don't have sex whenever I want we get a divorce - but If it went both ways I wouldn't be able to use my headache excuse anymore...lol lol lol
2007-10-22 19:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by ele 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you fail to make me happy you are gone!!! Tall order, but hey you wanna marry me, my rules.
2007-10-23 03:50:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cheat, I pop your sorry head with a shotgun.
2007-10-22 19:10:17 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no mother in laws. better yet no in laws from the other party.(husband party)
I here accept not to attend anything they host and i accept not to see them ever again:-))
2007-10-22 20:33:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don’t let me thirsty or hungry
2007-10-22 20:56:02 · answer #7 · answered by Mic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I would sing one
2007-10-23 00:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you cheat on me I own it all
2007-10-22 19:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
She nags, we're through, I get everything.
2007-10-22 19:07:58 · answer #10 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋