I'd make cat toys for kids & cats.
2007-10-22 18:52:30 · 11 answers · asked by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 in Games & Recreation ➔ Toys
Always keeping the safety of the kiddies in mind, I would mass produce the following:
"glass"- The age old game "jacks" ratcheted up a notch for the user's enjoyment. Still the cute rubber ball, but the jacks have been replaced by shards of broken glass. Grab 'em as quick as you can before the ball lands! And then grab a bandaid!
"Cops and Robbers" dress up kit- For the kid that enjoys realism. The kit comes with one set of panty hose for the mask, an authentic Smith and Wesson .38 with the firing pin removed, and a flannel overcoat. Cop costume comes complete with authentic metal badge, authenic Browning 9mm automatic with the firing pin removed, and one bag of powdered donuts.
"Cubicle Curtis"- Similate a standard day of work at the office with this life emulating action figure!! Comes complete with postage stamp cubicle, slew of disorganized paperwork, miniature bottle of vodka to stash in the desk drawer, and miniature computer with slide show pornographic images displayed on the mini screen. Requires 2 AA batteries.
"Autoerotica"- The new board game for teens! Roll the die and follow the directions on the game board. Includes such fun spaces as "plastic bag over your face" and "hang from leather belt in the closet." The first one to reach the last square while still breathing wins!
Finally, the all time favorite, "Kiddie's ecoli Kitchen"- This kitchen play set comes complete with miniature stove, fridge, sink, and cabinets. Also included is ten pounds of actual ground chuck and one dozen dairy grade AA eggs that you kids can play with! If you're not having fun, then the yolk's on you!!!!
I guess that's why I'm not at the North Pole. No one likes my ideas. sigh.
2007-10-23 02:54:26 · answer #1 · answered by Cheese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this question made me smile with one word: cat :) i'd be right there too working on either the cat toys or stuffed anumals
2007-10-23 10:45:17 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ cat furrever ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would make barby dolls they were my favorites and still my favorite toys.
2007-10-23 04:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by Bonita C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hubby doll that knew how to do everything and make my life easier :)
2007-10-23 18:53:23 · answer #4 · answered by Party Girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chucky doll!
2007-10-23 03:18:22 · answer #5 · answered by musicman4.geo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wooden toys
2007-10-23 03:08:57 · answer #6 · answered by ivy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would make rag dolls, clothes for big dolls, stuffed animals
2007-10-23 01:58:42 · answer #7 · answered by churchonthewayseniors 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kokey doll and asimo that has real laser and jetpacks!!
2007-10-23 07:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Paolo S 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tinkerbell and all the new disney fairies
2007-10-23 03:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kites
2007-10-23 16:13:15 · answer #10 · answered by iced willow 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋